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Weenis

An excuse for 12-17 year old guys to say a word that sounds like penis but isn't penis. Most claim that the weenis is the flap of skin under your elbow, but we all know that

a. The skin is the Olecranal skin
b. You are just obsessed with saying penis if you say weenis constantly
Bill: "Dude my Weenis is dirty and scratched man"
Gary: "You just want to say penis don't you"
Bill: "Nu uh. Weenis is a medical term!"
Gary: (pulls out medical dictionary to find nothing on weenis)
Gary: "GTFO"
by RoboZombie May 2, 2011
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Wenis

Woah, Jim has a 2 inch wenis!
by skinnydippa February 24, 2015
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weeish

When you are very desperate for a wee.
Sir, please can I go to the toilet, I am feeling weeish
by craig gale December 29, 2020
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weenis

Lot's of opinions that it's the skin on your elbow--when I was a kid 30 years ago, however, it quite clearly was used as a combo-word in between "Wussy and Penis."

So if you weren't quite a Wussy (Weiner/Pussy), and you were kind of acting like a dick, you were a Weenis/Weenus.
"Dude, stop being such a Weenis! You talked us into climbing up here, so you get to jump first."
by flynscot October 12, 2009
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weenis

A portmanteau of 'wimp' and 'penis'. an alternative to 'wuss' (a portmanteau of 'wimp' and 'pussy') because there is nothing wimpy about an orifice you can push a baby out of.
"I can't come in to work today. My new tattoo hurts too much!"
"Steve! Don't be such a weenis!"
by Elektrifikatzia May 18, 2010
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Wenis bump

Like fist bump for your wenis, aka the skin on your elbow.
by ugh- March 16, 2020
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weniscrawr

A “weniscrawr” is when an animal accidentally or purposely scratches your wenis.
Oh no! The dog gave me a weniscrawr!”
by ascez August 15, 2021
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