weepers

a fan that weeps and cries when meeting or seeing their favorite celebrity.

There is a different between a weeper and a screamer.

weepers: "ahh*crying*slmbha ahh waaahh jonas brothersmgmlaaa"

by 1% juice October 9, 2008

Jolly Wompers

A slang word that Bri'ish people use to describe potato chips.

George: Oi bruv im gonna get some Jolly wompers from the store ye?

John: right bruv you want spotted dick for dinner?

George: ye bruv sounds good

by Flådig Man February 18, 2021

wumpery

A combination of cute, cuddly, bouncy, playful and light-hearted.

*Puppy playing with a toy* How wumpery!

by Wumpery February 14, 2018

catty wompers

A term used in the US Midwest to describe something out of balance, vibrating, or shaky.

My car is shaking badly because the front wheels are catty wompers.

by england phi beta gamma February 23, 2008

Weeper of the House

John Boehner (R-OH), who is the current Speaker-elect of the House of Representatives, soon to take the gavel in place of Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). He earned this nickname courtesy of Joy Behar for crying repeatedly while on camera.

On several occasions, shortly after the 2010 mid-term election, Mr. Boehner was shown crying while giving a speech in front of fellow party members, talking about the "American Dream". Then, a few more times (again) during an interview with CBS' Lesley Stahl, Mr. Boehner starts crying when recalling his days of sweeping the floors of an old bar he used to work for... then cries again when talking about kids "running around" and having a chance at the "American Dream"... and finally, one more time when sitting next to his wife during the interview, he starts crying because, as his wife explains, "he's going through an emotional time", possibly referencing his transition to becoming Weeper... I mean, Speaker.

Now, ladies and gentleman, I am proud to introduce: the new Weeper of the House... John Boehner!

*quiet applause, as Boehner weeps*

by ProgLib December 15, 2010

wimperton

A wimp; a coward; a pussy. Created by my father, Bob C.

"I don't want to go hide from cars," says little Sally.
"Quit being a wimperton," Bobby replied impatiently.

by Alana April 10, 2004

Wally Womper

The most British way to call someone a cock sucker.

Sir, take that cock out of your mouth! Do you want people calling you a wally womper?

by OleHickory! November 29, 2016