by scruffbag December 8, 2006
Get the Well shit in my hat and stamp on itmug. An sarcastic exclamation that can be used in a variety of ways. Usually used to to emphasize how glaringly obvious something that has been said is.
A: I had to go to school yesterday.
B: Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister - student's going to school? Really?
B: Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister - student's going to school? Really?
by DarkLite January 19, 2007
Get the Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sistermug. An indignant response to some form of rejection, often said while walking away. When used online, an image macro of a guy in a striped outfit is used.
Snoot: Hey! No surfing Urban Dictionary in this cyber cafe!
Dude: Well fuck your shit! I'll find a place where I can!
Dude: Well fuck your shit! I'll find a place where I can!
by Nunuv Yabizness March 22, 2011
Get the Well Fuck Your Shitmug. Southern Origin. Something you may hear Old Folks say when something doesn’t go right. It is comparing your actions and the situation to playing with your own feces, because they are both unproductive.
Granny: We have to go straight!
Me: Yeah, but this lane is turning only! We have to turn!
Granny: Well I’ll be shit and dabbled in it!
Me: Yeah, but this lane is turning only! We have to turn!
Granny: Well I’ll be shit and dabbled in it!
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
Get the Well I’ll Be Shit and Dabbled in itmug. "Well shit" is a casual way to show frustration or disappointment when things go wrong. It's like saying, "Oh no!" or "Damn it!"
Friend: Guys, I just heard that Craig died in a car accident. *surprised murmurs*
Friend 2: Well shit.
Friend 2: Well shit.
by SuperAssShitter November 6, 2023
Get the Well shit.mug. The realization of a fatal error after numerous attempts at solving a problem have been exhausted. Whereas all solutions were well planned, none of them worked. Sometimes used in contraction form: “well’n shit!!”
(Handyman): “We’ve tried six times now to get this toilet unclogged, and nothing seems to work.”
(Toilet Owner): “Well then shit!!”
(Handyman): “I could do that if the toilet actually worked...”
(Toilet Owner): “Well then shit!!”
(Handyman): “I could do that if the toilet actually worked...”
by danktle September 6, 2020
Get the well then shitmug. It is used when a person online or in-person says something stupid and/or idiotic and creates a chain of people hating on the original commenter for their terrible comment. Most of the times the original commenter deletes their comment due to the hate. (Shit-well refers to a 'water-well' (the comments) getting infested with shit comments.
YouTube video: "Tips and Tricks on how to Speed up Game Performance"
Commenter: "You said this would help me?!?! My intel i2 still doesn't work at GTA V!!!"
Replies to commenter: "Geez, maybe upgrade you're CPU?"
"Do you even have a GPU?!?!"
"Did this person graduate high school?"
"Thanks 'commenter' for creating a shit-well...
Commenter: "You said this would help me?!?! My intel i2 still doesn't work at GTA V!!!"
Replies to commenter: "Geez, maybe upgrade you're CPU?"
"Do you even have a GPU?!?!"
"Did this person graduate high school?"
"Thanks 'commenter' for creating a shit-well...
by Metalikz June 30, 2021
Get the shit-wellmug.