Weld Job

When you cream in her crack and push it together till it dries, creating a seal.

I performed a weld job on Baylee and she couldn't poop for a week.

by cream in the crack December 24, 2015

Weld l9a7ba

It's a north african word that means son of a bitch

Algerian1 : you know rayan?
Algerian2 : that weld l9a7ba

by Vladivostok.azap September 18, 2023

Weld Moufida

He’s a north African that Comes from the real hoods , he’s a cute mf , Has the cutest eyes and smile , He’s in great shape , he’s in love with lifting in the gym and Running.
Either He’s name is badr or his moms name is moufida hence the nickname.

Weld Moufida is the best

by I like him September 14, 2020

Nature Weld

Generally automotive parts that are stuck together due to corrosion over the course of many years. Winters up north are notorious for producing rust and "welding" parts together.

Removing the axle from the hub on a 20 year old car proved impossible even with 20 ton press because of the nature weld.

by Yo_Nipz May 24, 2011

Geld Weld

Geld weld refers to semen that dries on the tip of one's dick after ejaculation that later causes an erratic stream of urine. Walls, floors, shower curtains, and other unintended targets are often showered in the process. Geld is the German word for money and in this instance refers to a money shot.

In the movie 'Me, Myself, and Irene,' Jim Carrey's character gets a geld weld after a night of sex and hilariously pisses all over the bathroom.

by Kenny Canstacker January 16, 2011

Nani Weld

A nani weld occurs when vaginal secretions cause two or more objects to stick together (e.g., fingers). Nani welds vary greatly in severity. Nani welds affecting fingers, for example, are typically very minor. However, oral sex immediately followed by a long sleep can produce extreme nani welds that will stick a person’s lips together and seal the mouth shut. This creates a potentially dangerous situation for mouth breathers. Fortunately nani welds are water soluble.

I ate Shirley’s pussy for hours last night and when I woke up this morning I couldn’t open my mouth. It was a full-on nani weld.

by Kenny Canstacker January 16, 2011

if intent weld

a term used when your internet connection is not working but you anticipate that it may be working in the near future!!!

"yo, homi, i can't play that shizzle fifa"

"safe, if intent weld tmrw"

by uf007 March 28, 2010