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weighted companion cube

A special version of the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube. This cube is integral to your success.
Your Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak. If your Weighted Companion Cube does speak, please disregard its advice.
by GLaDOS November 6, 2007
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weightress

The weightress recommended the Coney Island Fries, and who was I to disagree?
by Circushead July 14, 2006
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Weighted Companion Cube

Your very best friend. It will not hurt you or talk to you, or even stab you. However, euthanization is eventually required.

It is a cube with hearts on the sides given to you in the valve game portal. You use the cube in only one level and it is shortly thereafter incinerated, yet its small appearance has gathered a cult like basis.
I hit your mom last night, like she was the Weighted Companion Cube.

The cake is a lie, unlike the Weighted Companion Cube.
by J J Bakes December 20, 2007
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Whighter

Famed word known exclusively in the smoker world referring to a white lighter, hence the combination of the two words, which is frowned upon for possessing bad luck/bad karma. Many people refuse to smoke weed anywhere in the vicinity of a Whighter.

The funny thing about Whighter's is they only come into affect with marijuana, not tobacco as karma knows your already killing yourself smoking cigarettes, counter-acting the bad karma produced from Whighters, where as smoking marijuana is one of the best things in the world prone to bad karma.
Stoner 1: hey man you got a flame?

Stoner 2: fo sho rite here.

Stoner 1: oh wtf you shoulda said it was a whighter!

Stoner 3: get that shit away from me!!!!
by MCDC_TWIST August 1, 2008
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weighted

Adjective. Used to describe someone who has recently put on a significant amount of weight since the last time you have seen them.
Damn, have you seen Mel lately? She got hella weighted!

Dan is a chubby chaser, he always goes after the weighted girls.
by Matt Action May 9, 2011
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Dead Weighters

Gym members, often men (and in rare occasions women), who roam in packs and have loud conversations (on subjects ranging from women to beer to women). Often dead weighters will hold court near the section of the gym where the free weights can be found. They are often in good physical shape despite the average age of a dead weightier being 38. They are considered loud and annoying and intimidating to anyone outside of their peer group. More often than not, dead weighters will have an unexplainable close relationship with a aerobics instructor at said gym, with whom they flirt with shamelessly (despite that the dead weighter is often old enough to be her father.)
"Did you get to the Y today"?

"Yeah, but I didn't get to work on my hamstring because a bunch of dead weighters were hanging out on the Nautilist talking about car engines."
by JeremyJB July 3, 2008
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weightroom

see landon guy. landon guys own the weight room to the fullest
why do those landon guys dominate the weightroom so badly?
by yeaa June 5, 2004
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