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weemonk

An annoying little man who takes your money at the poker table.
That club hit on the river and you got weemonked! That little weemonk got you, again!!!
by jgw899 June 15, 2009
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weebola

A infectious disease contracted by young american males or females through the popular culture of anime (Japanese Cartoons) and develop a heavy addiction to this culture at different stages.

Stage 1 (Low Addiction): Often talks about anime shows and characters

Stage 2 (Medium Low Addiction): Constantly talks about anime shows and begins to do impressions
Stage 3 (Medium Addiction): Begins to purchase anime posters and figurines

Stage 4 (Medium High Addiction): Purchases Japanese weapons such as Katanas and Anime Character Costumes and goes to every available Anime convention
Stage 5 (High Addiction): THIS IS THE POINT OF NO RETURN IF A PATIENT IS IN STAGE 5 THERE IS NO CURE FOR HIM. In Stage 5 the patient's love (key word) for anime has gone to a extreme level. The patient has purchased for him/herself a membership at Rosetta Stone just to learn a shitty version of Japanese and now starts to gain weight.

Stage 6 (Extreme Addiction): The patient shows an unhealthy obsession towards certain characters after the purchase of a body pillow (a pillow the size of that character or person) and begins to show sexual feelings toward the pillow.
As a professor in weebotology, I have never seen anything past stage 6 but I have seen some people on stage 6 where he/she could not be fixed. The only solution that I could come up with is bleach and I recommend clorox. Clorox is the only solution for weebola patients past stage 5.
Hey what happened to Jimmy? He was infected with Stage 6 Weebola. (proceeds to break down into tears)
by Dr. Francis Weebotology PHD November 24, 2016
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weehoo

A word often found before a noun that adds a certain element to the sentence, often implying a “quick” or “little.” Can also be found alone by itself as a noun, when you fail to think of any other words to describe what you are saying.
“Sorry, I have to take a little weehoo trip to the bathroom. My bladder is killing me!”

“Did you hear that? There was a little weehoo whisper in the wind…”

“Can you pass me that weehoo on my desk over there?
You mean your pencil?
Yes, that’s what I meant.”
by Ponya September 4, 2021
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weedover

What you get the day after smoking alot of weed, almost like a hangover.
last night i smoked like a quarter O and today i got such a big weedover im to tired to do anything
by T.V. October 7, 2006
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weezer

1. good band
2. kid with asthma
" I love to listen to weezer"
or
"Hey, get weezer's inhaler."
by whscubana November 25, 2003
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Weezables

Leftover food from some meeting at work that they put in the break room for everyone to finish up.
Hey guys, there are weezables in the break room. You had better hurry your ass over there before Roy gets it all.
by b1ak3 January 19, 2004
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Weemo

A "weemo" is when someone approaches the victim from behind and jams their fingers into the sides of the victim's ribcage resulting in a spasm-like reaction, often accompanied by a little yelp. A weemo can occur anytime, anywhere - this is part of the reason why they are so destructive. Weemos can be used against the perpretator's rivals in order to embarass them, emotionally scar them and cause serious trust issues.
1. I'm going to weemo the shit out of him until he never trusts a human being ever again
2. The last time I got a weemo I couldn't sleep for 2 days
by youngiejay July 27, 2021
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