Weavering

The act of hitting someone in the face with a lunch tray.

Dude, did you see that Patrick guy?
Yea, I did!
He got totally weavered!
Yea, I know right, that lunch tray had to hurt!

That guy is really pissin me off man.
Yea, he's being a Crabtree.
I'm thinking of Weavering him.
Go for it, man!

by Smurd February 11, 2009

Weezing the brew

To move the carafe and get coffee directly from the coffee maker as it's brewing.

The staff didn't know what to say when they saw me weezing the brew, then they all started doing it too.

by aknatn May 1, 2009

Wietering

The act of surfing the internet searching for abnormal, bizarre and sick human activities, mostly sexual related (for example docking, fooping, dutch rudder, etc.), while controlling the keyboard with one hand and juggling the willy with the other hand. Wietering is the literal translation for the Dutch word "Pieteren", because in Dutch a willy is commonly referred to as a "Piet".

James: Why is he looking so strangely at his computer screen?
Katie: I only see one hand on his keyboard, so he's probably wietering.

by Punani Master April 26, 2014

Weezerinos

A group of 3 or more active weezer listeners

Person 1- "ew omg look over there"

Person 2- "what is it?"

Person 1- "its a bunch of weezerinos there's like 6 of them"

Person - "ew, fucking virgins"

by Super00sucker May 8, 2022

weinering

The act of making sweet love to a chick without any foreplay.

Whenever Dat was about to have vaginal intercourse with Helen she would exclaim, "Oh no, you're just going to weiner me." She always wanted some foreplay before the weinering.

by cdouble April 16, 2007

weezing wilhelme

when the female swallows cum down the wrong tube and starts to weeze and cough out of controll getting the white residue all over the floor

omg this girl had a weezing wilhelme and i had to clean it up for an hour

by pimp101 March 21, 2008

subpar weinering

the act of giving subpar sex that did not pleasure the partner

I am sorry babe that was some really subpar-weinering. Want to go again?

Last night, I hooked up with a guy, and the sex was really subpar. That’s some Subpar Weinering!

by Beers&Rears November 22, 2022