weez

To be extremely fat and have no athletic ability whatsoever. Sometimes, weez's can be found spending long hours skateboarding, but will somehow never get better

"Dude... your such a fucking weez, you can barely kickflip"

by Yeoffrey December 24, 2008

weeze

To borrow or use for yourself.

I am going to weeze some money off of clint because he always takes my stuff.

by Rob c October 8, 2003

weez

To give or get less than what is due.

The cheese steak was good, but they weezed on the fries.

by Tomahhtoe May 14, 2009

weezed

When Darth Vadar Pisses the sheets on your bed.

DAMN YOU DARTH not again!

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005

Weeze

A poop with such explosive stench and fragrance that it leaves everyone in its path with asthma. Hence the "Weeze".

Dude, I got to get out of the office to take this Weeze or everyone of my co-workers will left like Jerome Bettis trying to overcome asthma.

by Herr Poopy Pants March 5, 2009

Weezed

Just smoked a dutch/bowl/bong etc.

we just weezed
wut u doing...i just weezed you
im tryna weeze

by Plips/htown June 7, 2010

Weezing

The act of having intercourse with a women after hotboxing the room.

Me and Megan you got done weezing in the master bedroom

by Jonathon lvl 1 Sex god March 19, 2012