weed eater

the punchline to every joke

𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕛𝕠𝕜𝕖

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Weed eater."

by StringedGuitar17 August 15, 2021

Weed Eater

Someone who is always high as fuck, even when they’re not smoking weed.

Lucia: Did you see Mark? He’s such a weed eater
Jasmine: I know you did not just reference something from Veggietales
Lucia: No you dumb bitch, a weed eater so someone who is always stoned
Jasmine: Ahh I gotcha now

by flamboyanceannoyance January 29, 2021

Weed-eater

The weed eater is when one performs the daunting task of eating out a female that happens to be very hairy. While "down there" the person makes the sound of a weedeater, or a reving motor sound. vrm vrm vrm vrm vrm

Its the same as 70's porn, just add the sounds effects of a weed-eater.

by Natedawg Burnett January 28, 2008

weed-eater

A hippy. Someone who smokes a lot of weed.

My uncle Honey Rivers.

by Lucas April 1, 2004

weed-eater

A vegetarian. Can be hippies.

Bob does not like meat! What a weed-eater!

by Jaque April 5, 2004

weedaterian

One referred to as a stoner that gets high as fuck everyday.

Dyllon is such a weedaterian, and he's always getting stoned.

by Morgasm The Great June 12, 2014

Weedeater

Weedeater is a sludge metal band from the Carolinas featuring sludge veteran Dave "Dixie" Collins on bass and vocals. They debuted with ... And Justice For Y'all, followed up by Sixteen Tons, and a third album God Luck And Good Speed.

I was listening to Weedeater last night when I was hitting the bong, Wizard Fight came on and I started jamming.

by Messiah Stanch January 14, 2009