[webslinger]

webslinger the art of ejaculating in one's hand then throwing in a female's face in the style of spiderman.

hey tony i threw a webslinger at your wife last night.

by BoWsEr / NiCk January 16, 2009

webslinger

Someone who creates webpages in mass quantity.

Tiny's the webslinger you want to build your site.

by Thadius3 July 6, 2005

Webslinger

The webslinger is when your wife or gf won't give you any play, so you retire to the bedroom and sit on the corner of the bed and jerk off. Once she opens the door, you fling the cum directly at her face using the "Spiderman" hand gesture.

"My girl wouldn't give up the stink last night so I waited 20 min in the bedroom just to hit her with the webslinger."

by Slimey bubble June 16, 2015

webslinger

Overused cell phone

hold on man, just checking my webslinger

by gotoblazers July 26, 2011

webslinging

fingering two girls at once.

I went to the bathroom with jesse and chloe and i started to go webslinging them.

by RawDiggitty March 10, 2010

Webslingin’ Christianity

A form of Christianity popular with Italian dock workers in their late 20s. Founded in the port of Savona, Italy. Uniforms are required for mass, anything that can be described as a religious gathering or public meeting in general, bedtime, and any and all crimefighting even if it involves the use of anything spider-related. Followers of this religion maintain good relations with the Pope, are often seen with either the Pope himself or Nick Fury, and above all, are sarcastic jokesters as they live and breath.

Surely you’ve heard of Mattia Villardita, the founder of Webslingin’ Christianity?

by SmileyTrek July 2, 2021

Webslinger

A person who shoots webs by spitting out old spiders that are at end of life

John used to feel bad about killing his pet spiders- until he became a spider man. Now he’s a webslinger!

by TheOldCrayoninthebox September 14, 2022