WEB

The web is a drinking game played by the most American of Americans (THE AMERICANISTS.) The beautiful game traces its humble beginnings to Spokane, WA and Gonzaga University. To play the web coffee cups need to be set up on a quarter friendly table and after the ceremonial web chant, the action begins. The chant must be of a sufficient nature to scare little children. Each player attempts to bounce their quarter in a cup. If the quarter lands in the cup on the first attempt, the player may pass in either direction. The goal is to lap an inferior quarter bouncer. Upon lapping them, they have been officially webbed. If the person on the other side of the inferior quarter bouncer make it on the first try they can web the person again. The game is traditionally played with three cups but depending on the number of players 3 is not uncommon. Further, 4 and 5 cup games have been attempted with mixed success. The individual being webbed, must drink out or puke out. This rule is strictly enforced and any web game that doesn't observe this rule is no web at all. The web usually results in crunkness. The importance of patriotism and sexism cannot be underemphasized in the web, for it is the game where boys become men. It is a true battlefield for only the most glorious of warriors. Many strong men have blindly partaken in the web. Their lives have been changed indefinitely.

The web is the greatest game ever.
I webbed you.
You have been webbed.
Noun: weberee
Adjective: webtastic
Verb: webbing

by THE WEBEREE October 17, 2009

Webbed

A bot at every game he plays

Omg dude that kid is so webbed

by KeenanKid52 June 16, 2019

Webbing

The act of stringing your spunk on your pubes so it looks like a spiderweb

1. Have you done webbing?
2. The fuck is that?

by KAJETAN <----- May 06, 2019

Webbed

The act in which your supervisor assigns you more work right before you are suppose to leave for the day.

I was getting ready to punch out for the day then got webbed the last 15 minutes of my shift by the Sup

by Marion Morrison January 05, 2018

webbing

a verb I've overheard said by old ladies in offices to describe surfing the Internet

Hey Margaret! The computer guy was just here and now I'm webbing!

by sdegraeve September 05, 2006

web

web is another term used for personal assistant

1.if you cant get through to simo, call his web
2.you would make a great web, bill

by showgun November 13, 2009

Webbing

Verb; When one goes on the internet and does an array of items such a Googling, being on Facebook, watching videos on YouTube, Blogging, so on.

I had an hour to waster before my movie started so I started webbing. I soon found myself captivated with new videos and Blogging about school.

by Ctallan December 23, 2006