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Weaving means "wearing". It's meant as a term to define associate style and passion closely with going out. Weaving delineates the mode or method which you are entering a party, gathering or even a meeting where you strive to make a statement.
"What are you weaving for the concert tonight?"
"What was Hero weaving at the meeting today with all the lawyers?"
"What tangled web are we weaving tonight?"
weaving by newbrand October 14, 2022
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Weaving Spiders 

Weaving Spiders refers to Business types (individuals) networking and working on business dealings. They are spinning webs (telling their stories) of tales of success and future business opportunities.

The Bohemian Club, of fame and fortune in San Francisco, Est 1878, has a club motto of: “Weaving Spiders Come Not Here”. This implies that you are to leave your business dealing and networking tactics at the door, for this place is to be for enjoyment and relaxation.

Etymology:

The Term itself derives from Shakespeare in the Play: A Midsummers Night’s Dream, Act 2 SCENE II. Another part of the wood

Come our lovely lady nigh;
So, good night, with lullaby.
Weaving spiders, come not here;
Hence, you long-legg'd spinners, hence
The place is full of Weaving Spiders cutting their deal and planning for their next finical conquests.

Where do the Corporate types hang out in San Francisco weaving their webs and rubbing shoulders with the other Weaving Spiders?
Weaving Spiders by CarizmaGuy November 2, 2016

Weaving some yarn 

This a when some long winded asshole won't stop telling some stupid story,usually wrapped around his/her self important ass.The tale they tell is dragged on to what seem like an eternity,but to them it's just good shit you are lucky to be hearing.These tall tales are a very common practice at a.a. and n.a. meetings,where as these places give "tools" a soapbox to stand on and preach.
The speaker at the meeting was weaving some yarn about his boring life.
Weaving some yarn by TVCAR March 3, 2010

Weaving the bear loom

When someone rakes their fingernails through your thick back hair during sex.
Dude, that chick was a freak, straight pro at weaving the bear loom.
Weaving the bear loom by _PoohBear January 14, 2010

Weaving a yarn

1. Telling a dick story adventure.

2. Crop dusting to the right.
1. I was sitting around a camp fire, and talking about the time I had a threesome with two ghosts and my buddy Frank said "Shut the fuck up. You're just weaving a yarn!"
Weaving a yarn by Iron bone pony October 1, 2016

Weaving Cock 

The act of handling cocks all day long and also trying to weave them into a blanket.
That man is a cock weaver, he is weaving cocks into blankets.
Weaving Cock by Original CW October 17, 2008

weaving your own yoghurt 

Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.

"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"