Weaponised Ignorance 

The creation of far-reaching, pervasive and destructive policy based upon unbelievably unreliable, unpredictable and/or otherwise ridiculously, unsubstantiated, merit-less untruth.

Current example of Weaponised Ignorance in a time when airtravel has NEVER been more safe: These new-fangled airplanes are just waaaay too complicated for pilots to fly. Too many buttons and switches to deal with. We need to bring back those old-school airplanes with them 'flappin' wings' and git rid of all these new ones with the com'puters...

Weaponised Ignorance by YAWA March 13, 2019

Weaponized Toaster 

The best gender that is way better than being a normal toaster, to be a weaponized toaster you must have eaten toast, made toast, have a weapon, not identify yourself as a male or female, and make toaster sounds.

I heard you where a weaponized toaster Ryan

Yes being a weaponized toaster is great, it is the best gender you should be a weaponized toaster too.

Weaponized Toaster by 10/10 toaster February 7, 2020

weaponized obtuseness 

Knowingly and deliberately misconstruing another person's words in order to generate and direct false outrage against that person or that person's views.

By twisting my words into something I clearly did not intend, my political opponents are deploying weaponized obtuseness to attack me.

weaponized obtuseness by D_Cooper December 19, 2018

weaponized IP 

The strategic sniping of intellectual property, patents, trademarks and the like--for the sole purpose of extorting desirable future business interests.

Ok, so MicroSoft, Apple and SpaceX trademarks have expired...guess who just weaponized IP! CHA-CHING!

weaponized IP by YAWA January 22, 2020

Weaponized Caffeine 

Any amazing energy drink that attacks your body, bringing you from zero to sixty instantly!

That stuff was weaponized caffeine!

No, there was no gradual build up of energy, there was nothing, and then there was everything! I was twitching, insane almost, desperate to do anything and everything at once. Raid MC, knit a pair of socks, learn three foreign languages at the same time, watch all of Firefly, chat with friends, write a letter to dear grandmama, study calculus, program my own dungeon, and then I crashed.

It was like hitting a brick wall while rolling down a hill in a garbage can. There was too much energy, and then none at all. Uncontrolled explosions in my system followed by an oxygen vent to finally put them out, and the crew dying a fast and miserable death.

Weaponized Caffeine by Thorgeous January 6, 2012

Weaponized Assault penguins 

A war penguin that will shit all over you if agitated

"James fought three weaponized Assault penguins and they found his body covered in poop.

Weaponized Assault penguins by MR. THICC October 21, 2020

Weaponized Army 

Weaponized Army is a group against Abbyism, it's widely use in Launch

Person:Hey,do you know that Abby speaking something isn't right?

Person 2:Yeah, that's why we created Weaponized Army to against it

Weaponized Army by Weaponized Simon February 11, 2022