We need another plague

A phrase uttered in the frustration of standing in line or being in a crowded situation, insinuating that another plague would depopulate the area and solve the problem.

At the beach:

Person 1: There are absolutely no parking spots within two miles of the beach. There are too many people here!

Person 2: I know, we need another plague

by boomsham88 April 13, 2011

we need to talk

1) The most pointless phrase in the English language because you are already talking when you say this.
2) Means: You're screwed.
3) Signals the beginning of the end of a relationship.
4) Your wife/girlfriend wants to bitch about something. The perfect time to fake a heart attack.

1) A: We need to talk
B: We already are, dumbass.
2) A: We need to talk
B: Ahh shit.
3) A: We need to talk
B: *packs bags*
4) A: We neeed to talk
B: *falls to the ground clutching heart*

by Kay March 21, 2004

we need to talk

womens secret code for : haha sonny, you're fucked.

honey, about our relationship, we gotta talk.

by Jack White September 20, 2003

we need to talk

the WORSE combination of four words in the dictionary. usually implies the future action in a realtionship aka, hes dumping you.

Jack- Betty, we need to talk.
Betty- oh shit

by Ninj4 October 14, 2003

we need to talk

I'm leaving you, shmuck.

We need to talk. I'm moving back with my Mom.

by ase September 22, 2003

we need to talk

Read: "Sorry honey, it's over."

My girl called me up and said "we need to talk," and i knew it was over.

by trip September 25, 2003

we need to talk

i need to talk.

woman: "we need to talk."
man: 'shit!'

by King Gabey March 21, 2004