Wayner

Typically a man named Wayne that acts like a d$&k. He is disappointed by the fact that his name has gone out of style and no longer has the “Wild West” appeal it once did in the 60’s. In an attempt to bring Wayner’s are typically short white guys that wear Teva sandals and Rambo headbands. Wayners want to lead the kazoo parade, not simply be in it.

Don’t be such a Wayner.

by Kadleader May 26, 2018

Wayners

Trainers worn by waynesWayne, usually the adidas 3 stripe or Reebok Classics variety in lower class Waynes, Nike Shox in upper class wanabe waynes who can't really be waynes cos they ain't common enough. Often worn with a very blim burned hoody and baseball cap.

Friend: Those are phat trainers Wayne did you get them down the market?
Wayne: Yeh, me mum got 'em, it was dole day yesterday.

by sarahsays November 19, 2003

waynert

A particularly appealing and desirable type of the creature Skort.

Person 1 "Wow. That's a totally waynert SkoRt for sure!"

Person 2 " duh... those are the best kind of SkoRts. everybody knows that."

by Emily Adams February 5, 2020