wafer biscuit

The term given to a person that only has one trait to them; the trait of niceness. They're nice and that's it. Nothing more, nothing less, nothing special about them at all. They're just... nice. Like, y'know, Michael from down the road! You know Michael! He's... nice!

Hey remember -insert name here- from High school all those years ago?

Hardly, they were such a wafer biscuit.

Yeah they were nice and that's... that's about it.

by WaferBiscuitCoiner July 26, 2015

Waffer's Wipe

To retreat to the restroom to wipe the ass after releasing a series of Musty Waffs to eliminate the feeling of a little loose stool and greasy between the cheeks.

Jerry dropped a few Musty Waffs in his cubicle at work. The third one felt a little wet and his ass cheeks felt greasy so he retreated to the restroom where he performed a Waffer's Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

wayfarers

old school(sixties and seventies)shades that have flat, not wraparound, lenses; popularized by musicians such as Ray Charles, Bob Dylan, and Billy Joel.

I found some sweet wayfarers in my dad's closet and they make me look like Billy Joel.

by Slick Willy October 24, 2004

WAYFR

WAYFR wey-fer

–acronym

1. What are you fucking retarded?

-noun

1. Statement used to express extreme disbelief at/or towards audacious idiocy: A complete fucking idiot doing something completely idiotic.

-in sms texting

1. Response to a stupid question/suggestion.

1. Some suburbanite cracker: "Lil Wayne is the greatest rappper ever!"

Someone from an urban setting: "...WAYFR..."

2. Text recieved on Barack Obama's cellphone: "As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border."

Response received on Sarah Palin's cellphone: "WAYFR"

by Hugh Jweener July 14, 2009

Wayfaring Stranger

Wayfaring Stranger is a trandional country song, performed by many artists such as Johnny Cash, Neko Case, Emmylou Harris, Joan Baez and (for the soundtrack of Cold Mountain) Jack White.

The song is generally about death, a man dying and leaving turmoil behind to see his family and beautiful feilds.

You should listen to it. Johnny Cash possibly did the best job of singing it.

I am a poor wayfaring stranger,
Travelling through this world of woe,
There's no sickness, toil or danger,
In that bright land to which I go.

Yes I'm going over Jordan,
Just going, no more to roam,
Only going over Jordan,
Just a-going to my home.

by Hellz July 22, 2006

Necco Wafers

Quarter-sized candy wafers that resemble Smarties.

"Do you have any Necco Wafers? They're good as shit.

by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003

Wafer Bite

That one bite of food that you just can't eat because you are too full.

Or, that last bite of food that makes you feel like you are going to be sick.

Reference to Monty Python's Meaning of Life. More specifically the first sketch of "Part VI: The Autumn Years".

Oh, that was my wafer bite. I think I am going to be sick.

by Jaime Rama May 6, 2011