waterhead

Originaly slang for someone who is Hydrocephalic , but which has now come to refer to any severe idiot or retarded individual.

Jones you mindless waterhead, how many times do I have to tell you not to stick the plastic bag over your head and play astronaut?!

by Stephen Daedalus July 5, 2007

Juneau Watershed

When you are performing cunnilingus on a pregnant woman and her water breaks.

Last night I was going down on Sally and I was hit by a Juneau Watershed - it flushed a contact lens right out of my eye!

by Mr. Make-It-Rain-On-Them-Hoes April 28, 2010

religion of watersheep

The religion of Watersheep was created by two very important people in Minecraft, PewDiePie & Watersheep. Watersheep is an official religion created in Bro Land. This religion was founded in June 23, 2019 after Watersheep was tormented and beaten by someone who loved him then killed him, but Watersheep was resurrected he then was held in the council of Water-sheep were PewDiePie worshiped him and he was responsible for every thing that happens to Bro Land. Then later that year PewDiePie had to make the great sacrifice, he had to blow up the council of Watersheep, but since Watersheep is a god he can not be killed, there for watersheep is still watching over us. "WaterSheep was like a father to me, I loved him like my son." -PewDiePie

Religion of WaterSheep- A religion created bye PewDiePie

by DOUBLExDAGGER_YT May 6, 2020

Waterhaul

Waterhaul
To pull up an empty fishing net.
It has also come to mean, "a waste of time or effort", in the Canadian Province of Newfoundland and Labrador. Very popular with St. John's cab drivers referring to a no-show fare.

Cabbie: Car four here. I've been waiting ten minutes for that fare at the hotel, it's a waterhaul.

Cab Stand: Ok, there's one at the airport.

by nfkiller June 11, 2008

watershed

used to describe when something awkward happens that totally changes the mood

(two dudes talking to each other)
A: "Dude the other day I couldn't find any short sleeve shirts or shorts to wear and it was so hot"
B: "That sounds so hot"
A: "Watershed"

by zanilove June 29, 2008

Waterbreaker

When u take a truly great dump, and when you get up to wipe your ass you notice that the pile is so big the top is higher than the water in the bowl, like an island 'breaking' above the water.

He: "Man, I ate so much Thanksgiving dinner yesterday I woke up at dawn and had me a righteous waterbreaker."

She: "I hope you flushed."

He: (Proudly) "Twice!"

by polkyarebusz June 12, 2006

Waterloo Waterbreaker

When you pick up a drunk pregnant woman and take her to an alley and fuck her in the ass. Just as you are about to cum you put your hands over her vagina hence creating a vacuum in her vagina. The instant before you bust you release your hand causing her water to burst, the baby to be born and you to ejaculate upon it simultaneously. Then you stab her and raise the baby as your own.

Patrick: Yo, I gave that bitch Hang a serious Waterloo Waterbreaker last night. Now I must raise her son...

by Devacurrent Motor August 6, 2008