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watchlisten

The act of intermittently watching and listening to something while multitasking.
Friend 1: What are you doing?
Friend 2: Watchlistening to TV, answering an email, and replying to your text message 😛

Q: How can you not remember that scene? I thought you saw the entire series.
A: I probably watchlistened to that episode while making dinner.

Dick: This video is too long. I don't think I can sit through it.
Jane: Don't worry. It's just an interview. You can watchlisten if you want.
by TeaInTheMoment November 11, 2017
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witchfist

Jerking a guy off with ice cold hands.
Witchfist is the best way to never have to perform a second hand job.
by Camp Dirty October 2, 2020
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watchitude

(noun) A unit of measurement that defines the amount of entertainment one can get from watching someone or something.
The watchitude of 'Team America: World Police' is much higher than the movie 'Freddy Got Fingered'.
by Grant Tingley October 24, 2007
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Watchstuy

An organization dedicated to preserving the traditions and standards of Stuyvesant High School and combating encrouching progressivism.
We should have a watchstuy in our school, too bad it's not Stuy, too bad it sucks so much! No wonder we're infested by liberals.
by Miraploy March 3, 2008
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WatchITshatter

Lord satan reborn. Can bring forth he'll fire, causing wildfires to spread around the world causing father and destruction. Killing millions just because she can. Will take sacrifices.
Shit!!! WatchITshatter is coming, prepare the unborn fetuses for sacrifice.
by Tomsafag420 October 30, 2014
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Watchstrap

A slang for a male who is far too feminine. Has a fear of baldness, and takes metrosexual to entirely new level
There's a sale on at ParisTexas, Watchstrap will love it!!!
by Paddlestrap June 5, 2005
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watchfast

(watch-fast): n./verb

The act of masochistically limiting one's watch worn for a lengthy period of time in order to better appreciate its unique qualities in lieu of rotating through a large collection of alternatives. This concept was first introduced to social media in 2017 through the Two Broke Watch Snobs podcast, where its hosts challenged listeners to forcibly become conscious of their preferences for an entire month. The term has since been appropriated by the greater "watchfam" community through Instagram hashtags and similar narratives.
person 1: Dude, so I'm watchfasting again.
person 2: I know. The Richard Mille skeleton thing. It's all you ever post about on instagram. How's it goin?
person 1: Terrible. I've got this uncontrollable urge to act like a d-bag and I can't stop ordering Jaegerbombs downtown.
person 2: Yeah, saw you were postin' those on the 'gram too.
by Cassidy Puller December 12, 2020
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