Weenie Watcher

A freshman who like to stare at cocks of in the gym or locker room

" That weenie watchers looking at my cock when i was doing jumping-jacks

by ddkilelr012 April 30, 2010

Tweet-Watcher

A Tweet-watcher is someone who stays logged in to twitter all day but never tweets. Instead they watch to see what everyone else has to say. If someone catches their attention they may reply out of the blue.

Me: what you doing?
friend: nothin, just on twitter
Me: wait, but you havent tweeted all day
friend: yea i know
Me: damn tweet-watcher

by biglots_2 July 29, 2011

whale watcher

Person who likes to watch fat chicks out of his window

"Owen quit watching fat chicks out the window, you stupid whale watcher!

by dutch10 November 16, 2006

China Watcher

A China Watcher is someone who portrays themself as an authority on Chinese politics. China Watchers almost always identify as "Western," but in reality they are just white or boba liberal. Common activities of a China Watcher include making hypocritical orientalist statements about China or Chinese people, writing articles based on Google translated Chinese sources, or making stuff up when there are no sources at all. A feature of China Watchers is that the more prolific they are, the less meaningful academic or real life experience on China or Chinese subjects they have. As a result, despite their claimed expertise, many China Watchers cannot speak or read Chinese, have never worked in China, lived in China, been to China, or even read a peer-reviewed article on Chinese history or politics in their own native language. Unfortunately China Watchers view their lack of experience with pride, so there is no hope of correcting their defects, which is probably why all their opinions on China are complete nonsense.

This virus is God's punishment on China, which shall bring back manufacturing to America, and cast a blight on these heathen communists so great that all shall convert to democracy, proving the superiority of Western society.

- some China Watcher back in January, 2020

by SeoyeonlovesDan December 25, 2020

Pan watcher

Someone who watches other kissing.

I was snogging some tart last night and Higger was pan watching.

"Higger is a pan watcher"

by Paul_01_07 November 2, 2009

cat-watcher

Someone that watches cats enter their garden, resentfully, usually from a vantage point. It is a metaphor for how they see the world.

He's a real cat-watcher.

by cat-watcher-witness July 5, 2017

Pocket watcher

Pocket watcher- basically a hater or someone who wants to pursue the same wealth you have. Start off by watching your pockets and trying to be like you.

Better watch out for them pocket watchers.

by Shelovesjpapii April 9, 2017