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Washing your Balls

To excessively compliment someone.
Dude, I'm not just washing your balls - I really like the narrative you put on your report.
by geodave September 7, 2013
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Lake Washington High School

LW is a public school in Kirkland WA. The mascot is the Purple Kangaroos.

The kids are either rich and do heroin, or are poor and do heroin. Most students parents work at Microsoft, so the general population is rich. This population is white, but there are a few Asians and even fewer blacks

The origination of the mascot, the Kangaroo, came in 1950 when the mascot was the Hornet. Other schools called LW the “Horny Hornets”. Admin requested a change. They put it up to the Seniors to vote. The seniors said that if they chose only terrible options, nobody would vote, and the mascot wouldn’t change. This was how the Kangaroo was born. The seniors thought this to be such a terrible mascot, and the rest is history.

Lake Washington High School is said to be the place where the Juul was invented. While some doubt this, everyone agrees that LW is the place it was perfected.
The men’s restroom located on the third floor in the west wing is ground zero for the Juul Epidemic of 2018. Reports say that you could find upwards of thirty freshmen and sophomores ripping fatties in the Lou.

Another notable event was Kangaroof Sex. One year, a senior and a freshman decided to get up on the gymnasium’s roof. Sexual intercourse followed as the rest of the students were released for passing period. In the second floor east hallway, there is a clear line of sight to the gym roof. Many students saw this Kang Bang, and a lawsuit followed.
Lw? Where the rips run rampant?

Lake Washington High School. Ahh the memories. That fateful third floor west Juul room.

The bathroom smelled fresher than a fresh morning dew, while also having undertones of MTN Dew. Maybe that was the juice flavor.
by YuhYuhEsketitYuh January 16, 2019
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George Washington

YOU ARE OUTGUNNED OUTMANNED OUTNUMBERED OUTPLANNED WE GOT TO MAKE AN ALL OUT STAND HEY YO IM GONNA NEED A RIGHT HAND MAN
George Washington, he was our first president and a badass general.
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liberal washing

Verb: the act of story fabrication based on little to no facts, yet espoused and exploited by the liberal media as truth to push a political agenda.
No one listens to NBC anymore because they have been liberal washing their stories so long that people know they're fake.
by surfbreakn2000 December 12, 2013
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Vancouver, Washington

A depressing place, not enough words to describe of how much of a cesspool and shit-hole is. Iv never lived in Tacoma, Washington or other depressing places like Vancouver, Washington.

Im sure there are more depressing places out there, but Vancouver from personal experience takes the cake. No jobs, an abundance of illiterate pieces of white trash, food stamp abusers, ignorant people who seem they have spent their whole life living in a cave. A bunch of wanksters and wiggers, spoonfed bitches who post pics on facebook, myspace, and other bullshit social networks drinking a can of beer proclaiming they are hood and hard.

King of meth addicts and copious amounts of drug abusers, bad weather, a surplus of rain almost 90 percent of the year or more, no entertainment. Downtown Vancouver is dead like a grave, just a bus stop and some drug junkies, pan handlers and some stupid cafes with the greyhound bus station.
Where can I find a place that has no hope or promise and I am 100 percent depressed? That is easy that is

Vancouver, Washington
by David Faustino August 16, 2012
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George Washington

The crazy, awesome general who led the US to its freedom and killed 20000 British. He also became the 1st president.
Did you learn about George Washington?
Yes, he is an awesome guy.
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Washington Redskins

A start-up company created by Kyle, Cartman, Stan, Kenny, and Butters. The company provides nothing for you in trade for money.
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