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Wanties

noun,

1) Wet panties.

2) When a woman's underwear becomes moist from vaginal fluid, usually due to sexual arousal.

--In many Western cultures, it is customary for young women to express their appreciation for band or musical performer by tossing their wanties onto the stage.
Sheryl could feel her underwear slowly turning into wanties as she fantasized about her lover's lips upon her soft, silky thighs.
by J.L.O. April 14, 2007
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wanxiety

The inability to masturbate satisfactorily, for fear of getting caught
I was on the vinegar strokes, but the wanxiety was too much;I couldn't bust a nut.
by Mean Machine April 3, 2003
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Waniel

A name used to refer to someone named Daniel. The D is replaced with a W due to their inability to pronounce words that begin with R and pronouncing R's as W's.
1. Waniel, please let me suck your cock.

2. "Hey Waniel, the man said, Say race car." "Wace car" Waniel said ."You fucking Retard."
by Famfalcon April 18, 2018
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wankie

A handkerchief used solely for mopping up semenal fluids after masturbation.
Bored on the bus and your i-Phone battery is flat? Don't you wish you had a Wankie? Introducing the Wankie! Feel free to fap yourself stupid anytime, anywhere with this portable, reusable wank-cloth! It comes in a variety of colours and fabrics! For a limited time only, get the all new black silk Wankie!

I used to have to carry around a box of tissues with me in case I felt like wanking. Now with my new Wankie, I can let loose anytime, anywhere!
by DDDVesuvius July 7, 2011
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wansing

To take a walk usually with a dog. wansing - walking
Wanse being the shortend version to walk
Do you "wanse" do you want a walk.
Lets go wansing.
by Armonk August 27, 2006
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wansoe

when your ball sack hangs lower than your shaft. A very rare occurrence. In the case that you have one, you should be very proud and display it often.
Will's girlfriend was shocked to find a wansoe the size of a hot air balloon under his belt, at which point he received the nickname "the buoy - the flotation device"
by Hugh J.W. Ansoe December 28, 2009
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Wassie

Wassie, wasserpest

A memetic edible creature on CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of alt accounts and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning in the community. Wassies can be collected/harvested("collec"), kept in the fridge, be eaten raw or cooked into soup or ragu, however, it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet nowadays.

How the creator himself describes it:
"A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge)

just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone)

they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each

there are many recipes all over the net"
WTF is wassie??

Wassie never gonna make it

Hey mate u hungry? Grab some wassies in the fridge. I've cooked a wassie soup yesterday too.

Fucken hamcat eats all the wassies in the fridge.
by SaltyNarwhal June 18, 2019
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