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Wanktard 

Basically a fucktard with the attribute of being a complete and utter wanker thats full of their own self importance.....and will constantly tell you how good they are. You will most likely get this “fuck I’m good” speech on first introduction to this special kind of wanktard.
Just met Rob Donald for the first time, what a complete wanktard
Wanktard by Dum1 November 1, 2018

Wanktard 

Mark is a wanktard
Wanktard by I am a Condom March 5, 2024

Wacktard 

noun -

A person far beyond retardation.

A lame idiot.

A cross between someone completely wack and someone utterly retarded.

Fool.
"I didn't know for the life of me why I couldn't sleep last night. At 3am I finally realized that I'd drank a buttload of Mountain Dew before hitting the sack. I'm such a freakin' wacktard!"

"Did you hear Lady GaGa talking about being 'celebate'? She's such a wacktard!"

"OMG, my stupid boyfriend is late again!? I can't stand his wacktarded a$$ sometimes!!!"
Wacktard by Queen5683 April 14, 2010

wanktart 

This word originates from the terms, "Wank", wich is an english slang term for, Masturbate and tart, which is defined as a delicious cream filled pastry.

Definition: A pastry, cake, or other dessert item that has been ejaculated upon.
"No one pisses on my thread. You wanktarts."
wanktart by Hungrylizard August 27, 2004

walktard 

someone that enters a RUNNING RACE such as a marathon or half marathon without the fitness needed to actually run the event.

Often times they are seen wearing purple and green and are raising money for "a good cause" while being in everyone's way.
Look at that dumbazz walktard getting in the way of all the real runners, what an azzhole.
walktard by paul_tx March 19, 2008

Wangtard 

A very stupid person, similar to a fucktard, but of slightly more stupidity.
Bush is such a wangtard.
Wangtard by Majin October 14, 2003