wet wankey

When a man beats his meat under water in a womens hair.
by Cryptic Smoker October 9, 2008
mugGet the wet wankeymug.

Wankey

Something that is whack, weird, abnormal, bad, unusual.
that's wankey bro.
by thebuttdestroyer October 16, 2019
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Wankey

Adj.

Superficially impressive, but lacking substance and meaning, often used when describing something that a hipster or artist does.

Think "swanky" but with more of a penis-based attitude.
Jim got a wankey job in east London teaching cats yoga.
by sharky05 September 9, 2019
mugGet the Wankeymug.

Wankey

My wankey was on my head.
by Mister Snoopy July 17, 2022
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