wet wankey

When a man beats his meat under water in a womens hair.

I gave you a wet wankey.

by Cryptic Smoker August 14, 2008

Tankey wankey Owo

romba tank or robot go BRRRRRR

TANKEY WANKEY OWO MM DADY

by anime god with tank owo January 09, 2021

Wankey

A small blanket that you wear on your head.

My wankey was on my head.

by Mister Snoopy July 17, 2022

Wankey

Something that is whack, weird, abnormal, bad, unusual.

that's wankey bro.

by thebuttdestroyer October 17, 2019

Wankey

Adj.

Superficially impressive, but lacking substance and meaning, often used when describing something that a hipster or artist does.

Think "swanky" but with more of a penis-based attitude.

Jim got a wankey job in east London teaching cats yoga.

by sharky05 September 09, 2019