wakerbate

an alternative to masturbate
meaning to engage in self-pleasuring activities in order to reach climax

I'm going home to wackerbate

He went to the bathroom to wackerbate

by Chris February 14, 2005

wackerbated

jakcing off and finishing by wacking the penis with your right hand sending cum every were

i once was masturbating and slapped my dick and wackerbated

by fraughgull January 11, 2011

wanderbate

Desiring a life of traveling to new places to masturbate.

Alice dreams of a life where she can pleasure herself in the setting of her choice. She is consumed by wanderbate.

by wanderbater December 20, 2013

Wankertesh

A South Indian male who is addicted to masturbating (wanking off) and can't help himself; irrespective of his current surroundings.

Edward : "Who's that new brown kid in school?"
Faneeqwah : "He got caught with his hand down his pants in Algebra. Everyone calls him Wankertesh."

by XnxsVngl April 6, 2014

Wackerbate

When you’re masterbating but you’re really wacking it hard.

Sometimes I wackerbate when I see thicc bitches.

by Bentheerapper June 29, 2018

Wankerteering

The ability for marketing departments to fabricate data and information to mislead the consumer into thinking their product is the best thing since sliced bread, when in reality its the same as everyone elses product.

Our bicycle frame will save you 20watts of power at 20mph, what a load of wankerteering nonsense

by __Sir__HC_ April 14, 2020