wangus be dangus

a phrase alluding to an incidence with impotence

Last night, we had a little wangus be dangus, if you know what I mean!

by anonymous December 17, 2004

Wangus Khan

Someone who thinks they can conquer the world with their Wang like the ruler of old.

He thinks he can come in and take all the tang he wants like he is Wangus Khan!

by Gothic May 4, 2005

Wangus Khan

Genghis' long lost twin. Ghengis wiped him from all historical texts.

Wangus Khan smokes weinerburgers.

by Zack H. (pro TDer) March 21, 2005

Van Wangus

One who drives riced out mommy van,puts exhaust and rims on it. Including neon lighting and subwoofers inside a mommy van. And has a handicap sign on the lisence plate. He also resembles Beetle juice from the Howard Stern show

"HEY look there goes Van Wangus!!!!!"

by Brownie April 20, 2004

Wangus Meenus

1) Undersized, unimpressive male reproductive organs.

2) Small meat.

That waitress told me that the chef has Wangus Meenus. I don't know how he can live with small meat.

by sam ward June 15, 2007

Shaft Wangus

One who always recieves the shit-end of any deal, includin with women. He is always deemed as the "nice guy" who is never effectd by any of this, and even if he is he cannot express it.

"Hey look its shaft wangus, he seems sad but who gives a fuck? Let's go to him with our issues he'll help us out for sure."

by Brownie April 20, 2004

Angus wangus meatloaf

When your friend (probably called Angus) invites the fellowship over for what is assumed to be a wholesome, home cooked meal—but rather than putting food on the table, he lays his thick, meaty wang on the table and says “well… somebody gotta eat this meatloaf!”.

Hey friend/Angus, I know you said you would love to have the companions over for dinner tonight, but all we ask is that you aren’t serving us that Angus wangus meatloaf!

by dbfluffypuppy May 9, 2024