Wamble

A non rude word for walking or limping while wanking.

Wamble, wambled, wambleing

Ubaid and Declan wambled up to the hotel room

Zaf: is he wambleing

"Look Damian and Jonathan are having a wamble"

by Dcimpulse666 October 20, 2019

Wimple

An expulsion of air from the end of a penis. Usually happens when a novice gives a blow job and actually blows air into the penis.

Also used as an insult, suggesting that someone is a dick-fart.

I knew she didn't know what she was doing -- I wimpled for an hour after she blew me.

Dude, you're such a wimple. Go back to your closet and cry.

by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016

Wampler

Hack writer for examiner.com known for trading hjs for links on fark. Links generate cash per click, and he earns enough above his Jergens lotion expenses to keep spamming. Typical articles include a youtube embed and 2.4 sentences of 5th grade level commentary.

Wow, 4 Wampler links in a row, Drew must have been treating his mods to a round of hjs

by Cory Fart November 15, 2010

wampejawed

Something is not put together well; not level; doesn't look right; something that has something wrong with when looked at.

I think that bicycle is wampejawed. Did you put it together without the instructions?

by bagitbabe October 12, 2008

Wampfest

The act of beating someone so bad at something that they have to quit or admit that you are better.

TRIPLE KILL!!!
GODLIKE!!!

"Wampfest to say the least"

by Lurpy Bizzi May 5, 2009

Wamped

the act in which a female performs fellatio in exchange for marijuana.

johny: "dude i just got Wamped real good by Katie"

Timmy: "Katie Wamped me really good the other night"

Johnny: "the best part about it was i gave her some mexican brick shit"

by jimbo86 November 15, 2010

fiz wampe

Television remote or "clicker". Also used in context of describing something's awesomeness.

Ex.1- Bob: "Damn, i lost the fiz wampe again!"

Sherrel: "Get off your ass and change the channel yourself then."

Ex.2- "You're new board is soooo fiz wampe bro."

by csul23 December 20, 2010