walnuts

dilated veins hanging out of your turd hole that hurt real bad. hemorrhoids.

"Man, I gotta sit on this frikkin' donut thing cuz these walnuts are hangin' out my ass."

by corn master October 2, 2002

Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells

Grapes Melons Oranges and Coconut Shells.

So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!

Verse 1
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

Verse 2
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!

DK
Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!

Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells - A definition for those who hate Pineapples and thus think they smell.

by ItSeemsToday September 3, 2019

Walnuts Away

Indicates that something is close. A contraction of "well, it's not far away".

This flight is walnuts away from taking off.

by Shaftway February 26, 2011

walrus' walnuts

Being exceptional and successful, being at the top of your game, being all that and a bag of chips, being hot shit on a silver platter.

After scoring that big promotion at the office, Trevor got all puffed up and thought he was the walrus' walnuts.

by giraffe-o October 12, 2012

bag of walnuts

1. An utterly bland, boring person with little or no personality.

Dude, did you meet the new programmer? What a bag of walnuts!

by eyesontheprize September 18, 2007

drives me walnuts

to drive you up a wall and drive you nuts

"This girl drives me walnuts when she changes her mind!"

by yawwwnnnneee August 19, 2012

cram it with walnuts

Used in conversation to initialize and complete a non sequitur, usually in response to a question.

Gerarld: Wanna get White Castle or Skyline?
Patsy: Cram it with walnuts!

by Charles Q. September 19, 2008