- a place where you used to see a large "i love Tony DAnza" sign from above looking down on to the football field.
- a place full of too many big dogs.
- a place where a 7-11 is run by white people....
- a place full of too many big dogs.
- a place where a 7-11 is run by white people....
by steve nicks pease December 26, 2005
A small town in Bergen County. The least wealthy of its surrounding towns, which include Saddle River, Midland Park, Ho-Ho-Kus, Wyckoff, Ramsey, and Allendale. The football team sucks. The basketball team sucks. The soccer team is okay, but their division sucks. The baseball team sucks. Basically, no one in Waldwick can run or throw a ball. The girls in Waldwick are HOTT! There are no local celebs EXCEPT for Danny Tamborelli (from Pete and Pete) who doesn't even live there anymore. The 7-11 is run by white people. The mexicans are from El Salvador, so everyone can stop calling the area by El Rodeo "Little Mexico" and it can be called "Little El Salvador." There are like 100 El Salvadorians living in 3 houses. They hang out by the train tracks. The cops in Waldwick love drama. The traffic in Waldwick is really bad only at 3 pm when the HS gets out, because the Waldwick HS kids don't know how to drive. Most people in Waldwick are emo, and some are self-mutilators.
Yo, I just visited Waldwick High School and I saw like 500 emo kids. My car got smashed into on the way out. So I drove to Little El Salvador to see if someone could fix it.
by Lena J May 16, 2007
waldwick is a small town located in bergen county. it's 85% white, 10% mexican/latino, 4% asian, and 1% black. waldwick gets a lot of trash from other towns, and yeah it might deserve some of it, but fuck those other towns honestly. everyone knows everyone at waldwick high school because the graduating classes only have like 100-120 kids. the school's basically a prison but nobody gives a shit. sports are basically what keeps everyone in this small town going. the football team is combined with midland park and it's alright. basketball isn't good. baseball, nobody even knows. but soccer. soccer is the shit in waldwick. all the popular kids play soccer. the waldwick warriors are known in bergen county for soccer. waldwick is where it's at. everyone knows each other and there might be a good amount of shitheads, but who fucking cares. we don't give a shit about what other towns think of us. i'm proud to be a warrior.
by warrior1234567890 February 26, 2018
Nigga: Yo, I'm goin down to waldwick tonight to pimp some hoes and shoot mah fo fo
White Guy: Oh no, not waldwick!
White Guy: Oh no, not waldwick!
by waldwick MAH NIGGA March 15, 2005
by Wmsdude February 11, 2019
an extremely small, lame high school located in the suburban town waldwick, nj. it's actually attatched to the middle school. most graduating classes only have 100 kids, and 85% are white, 10% spanish, and 5% asain. no one talks to the spanish kids, but they're all in ESL anyway.
lots of kids at whs like to think of themselves as rasta and wear Bob Marley shirts, even though most have never even spoken to a black person before and have only smoked weed twice.
since waldwick is a middle class town, the girls at waldwick like to pretend they're richer than they really are. most walk around with fake louis vuitton (while wearing a Marley shirt and Uggs). most kids work at Un-Believa Bills, Stop & Shop, Right Aid, Natales, but not Burger King, that's wear the spanish kids work.
if you want to go to a party thrown by a student at whs, don't expect to be drinking anything good. no, don't even expect the lowest of the low, like Budweiser. you will be drinking some lame-ass beer from some company you've never even heard of, because that's the cheapest. great. (or you will be drinking something stolen from someone's parents, therefore you're drinking from a water bottle)
if you are a graduate of whs, chances are you'll be going to Ramapo College, Montclair State, Rutgers, William Paterson, or my favorite, Bergen Community College. It's rare for some NOT to go to one of these 4 colleges.
most people (even in bergen county) have never heard of waldwick, and believe me, that's a good thing.
lots of kids at whs like to think of themselves as rasta and wear Bob Marley shirts, even though most have never even spoken to a black person before and have only smoked weed twice.
since waldwick is a middle class town, the girls at waldwick like to pretend they're richer than they really are. most walk around with fake louis vuitton (while wearing a Marley shirt and Uggs). most kids work at Un-Believa Bills, Stop & Shop, Right Aid, Natales, but not Burger King, that's wear the spanish kids work.
if you want to go to a party thrown by a student at whs, don't expect to be drinking anything good. no, don't even expect the lowest of the low, like Budweiser. you will be drinking some lame-ass beer from some company you've never even heard of, because that's the cheapest. great. (or you will be drinking something stolen from someone's parents, therefore you're drinking from a water bottle)
if you are a graduate of whs, chances are you'll be going to Ramapo College, Montclair State, Rutgers, William Paterson, or my favorite, Bergen Community College. It's rare for some NOT to go to one of these 4 colleges.
most people (even in bergen county) have never heard of waldwick, and believe me, that's a good thing.
ex 1
Bob: Hey, do you wanna say hi to the new student that just came from El Salvador?
Lisa: NO!!!
Bob: Oh yea, we don't talk to them.
ex 2
Rachel: Nice Marley shirt! Wanna smoke weed after school?
Hannah: You know I don't really smoke weed and I'm poser rasta! I've never even talked to a black person!
Rachel: Oh yea, neither have I.
ex 3
Dylan: What HS did you go to?
Joe: Waldwick High School
Dylan: oh, i've never heard of it.
Joe: Aren't you from Bergen County?!
Dylan: Yeah...
Bob: Hey, do you wanna say hi to the new student that just came from El Salvador?
Lisa: NO!!!
Bob: Oh yea, we don't talk to them.
ex 2
Rachel: Nice Marley shirt! Wanna smoke weed after school?
Hannah: You know I don't really smoke weed and I'm poser rasta! I've never even talked to a black person!
Rachel: Oh yea, neither have I.
ex 3
Dylan: What HS did you go to?
Joe: Waldwick High School
Dylan: oh, i've never heard of it.
Joe: Aren't you from Bergen County?!
Dylan: Yeah...
by whsgirl March 27, 2009