waldwick is a small town located in bergen county. it's 85% white, 10% mexican/latino, 4% asian, and 1% black. waldwick gets a lot of trash from other towns, and yeah it might deserve some of it, but fuck those other towns honestly. everyone knows everyone at waldwick high school because the graduating classes only have like 100-120 kids. the school's basically a prison but nobody gives a shit. sports are basically what keeps everyone in this small town going. the football team is combined with midland park and it's alright. basketball isn't good. baseball, nobody even knows. but soccer. soccer is the shit in waldwick. all the popular kids play soccer. the waldwick warriors are known in bergen county for soccer. waldwick is where it's at. everyone knows each other and there might be a good amount of shitheads, but who fucking cares. we don't give a shit about what other towns think of us. i'm proud to be a warrior.
by warrior1234567890 May 7, 2018
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by NJ55582 January 12, 2010
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When you come don't expect anything good to occur. Waldwick is a small town about a square mile. There are some extremely nice homes in the area, but not as nice as the towns that surround it which include - Allendale, Wyckoff, Midland Park, HoHo Kus, Ramsey, and Saddle River.
There are four main schools. The two elementary schools, the middle school, and the high school. But of course the High school and middle school are attached because Waldwicks budget blows and couldn't afford two separate buildings. Which is extremely annoying to be completely honest considering the high school students are not allowed to walk through the middle school to get to classes, meanwhile, the middle school students are running around the high school with no problem.
Waldwick High School is unsanitary and does not look nice, unlike other schools where they look like they are cleaned everyday.
Waldwick High School students consist of rude, catty, judgemental, arrogant, inept teens.
There is a limited amount of girls that aren't sluts
(Oh and in WHS sluts are considered girl who hookup with guys that are older than they are)
The guys think they're all that, when truth is there are guys that are a million times better than them.
Don't waste your time on this small town, is my advice to you.
There are four main schools. The two elementary schools, the middle school, and the high school. But of course the High school and middle school are attached because Waldwicks budget blows and couldn't afford two separate buildings. Which is extremely annoying to be completely honest considering the high school students are not allowed to walk through the middle school to get to classes, meanwhile, the middle school students are running around the high school with no problem.
Waldwick High School is unsanitary and does not look nice, unlike other schools where they look like they are cleaned everyday.
Waldwick High School students consist of rude, catty, judgemental, arrogant, inept teens.
There is a limited amount of girls that aren't sluts
(Oh and in WHS sluts are considered girl who hookup with guys that are older than they are)
The guys think they're all that, when truth is there are guys that are a million times better than them.
Don't waste your time on this small town, is my advice to you.
I put a heart with lip stick on the spanish room window in waldwick high school last year as a sophomore..
Then April came ... It was still there.
Then April came ... It was still there.
by whsmammi February 19, 2011
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Get the Waldwick Middle School mug.an extremely small, lame high school located in the suburban town waldwick, nj. it's actually attatched to the middle school. most graduating classes only have 100 kids, and 85% are white, 10% spanish, and 5% asain. no one talks to the spanish kids, but they're all in ESL anyway.
lots of kids at whs like to think of themselves as rasta and wear Bob Marley shirts, even though most have never even spoken to a black person before and have only smoked weed twice.
since waldwick is a middle class town, the girls at waldwick like to pretend they're richer than they really are. most walk around with fake louis vuitton (while wearing a Marley shirt and Uggs). most kids work at Un-Believa Bills, Stop & Shop, Right Aid, Natales, but not Burger King, that's wear the spanish kids work.
if you want to go to a party thrown by a student at whs, don't expect to be drinking anything good. no, don't even expect the lowest of the low, like Budweiser. you will be drinking some lame-ass beer from some company you've never even heard of, because that's the cheapest. great. (or you will be drinking something stolen from someone's parents, therefore you're drinking from a water bottle)
if you are a graduate of whs, chances are you'll be going to Ramapo College, Montclair State, Rutgers, William Paterson, or my favorite, Bergen Community College. It's rare for some NOT to go to one of these 4 colleges.
most people (even in bergen county) have never heard of waldwick, and believe me, that's a good thing.
lots of kids at whs like to think of themselves as rasta and wear Bob Marley shirts, even though most have never even spoken to a black person before and have only smoked weed twice.
since waldwick is a middle class town, the girls at waldwick like to pretend they're richer than they really are. most walk around with fake louis vuitton (while wearing a Marley shirt and Uggs). most kids work at Un-Believa Bills, Stop & Shop, Right Aid, Natales, but not Burger King, that's wear the spanish kids work.
if you want to go to a party thrown by a student at whs, don't expect to be drinking anything good. no, don't even expect the lowest of the low, like Budweiser. you will be drinking some lame-ass beer from some company you've never even heard of, because that's the cheapest. great. (or you will be drinking something stolen from someone's parents, therefore you're drinking from a water bottle)
if you are a graduate of whs, chances are you'll be going to Ramapo College, Montclair State, Rutgers, William Paterson, or my favorite, Bergen Community College. It's rare for some NOT to go to one of these 4 colleges.
most people (even in bergen county) have never heard of waldwick, and believe me, that's a good thing.
ex 1
Bob: Hey, do you wanna say hi to the new student that just came from El Salvador?
Lisa: NO!!!
Bob: Oh yea, we don't talk to them.
ex 2
Rachel: Nice Marley shirt! Wanna smoke weed after school?
Hannah: You know I don't really smoke weed and I'm poser rasta! I've never even talked to a black person!
Rachel: Oh yea, neither have I.
ex 3
Dylan: What HS did you go to?
Joe: Waldwick High School
Dylan: oh, i've never heard of it.
Joe: Aren't you from Bergen County?!
Dylan: Yeah...
Bob: Hey, do you wanna say hi to the new student that just came from El Salvador?
Lisa: NO!!!
Bob: Oh yea, we don't talk to them.
ex 2
Rachel: Nice Marley shirt! Wanna smoke weed after school?
Hannah: You know I don't really smoke weed and I'm poser rasta! I've never even talked to a black person!
Rachel: Oh yea, neither have I.
ex 3
Dylan: What HS did you go to?
Joe: Waldwick High School
Dylan: oh, i've never heard of it.
Joe: Aren't you from Bergen County?!
Dylan: Yeah...
by whsgirl March 27, 2009
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Joe Fanning is a Waldwickian who blogs at www.joepfanning.com He is from Waldwick New Jersey which is in Bergen County.
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