Wal-Martian

A name for the combination of freaks such as goths, "gangstas", mexicans, etc., that hang around Wal-Mart.

Julia: I always try to get out of Wal-Mart as quickly as possible to avoid confrontation with the weirdos that hang out there.

Scott: You mean the "Wal-Martians"?

by JuliaK2011 December 21, 2008

Wal-Martian

Someone who was born in a Wal-Mart Supercenter or a Sam's Club.

People from Mars are called Martians, and people from Wal-mart are called Wal-martians.

by NintenJoseph March 28, 2009

Wal-Martian

(n.) 1. A person who attends Wal-Mart frequently
2. Someone who is currently in attendance of Wal-Mart
3. Someone who dresses as if they shop at Wal-Mart

"I'll be the first to admit, I'm a Wal-Martian. I love that store"
"Look at all these Wal-Martians, must be a busy day"

by Trevor-DestroyerOfWorlds February 02, 2012