vegas wake-up call

waking up with what appears to be a dead prostitute in your bed, typically used for pranks.

Jon got black-out drunk last night and woke up with a dead hooker in his bed, classic vegas wake-up call.

by eljpac March 17, 2011

Negro Wake Up Call

When a black person, usually an entertainer or celebrity of some sort, finally realizes that mainstream (white) media will never see them as anything but black and that as soon as it finds a way to rob them of the recognition that they deserve, it will exploit it to the fullest.

A black person who finally understands that we do not live in a post-racial society, usually by experiencing the effects of covert and overt racism first hand.

Something that eventually happens to a new black.

Beyonce finally got her Negro Wake Up Call when she got thrown into the "Urban Contemporary" category at the Grammy's.

by Camellia_Blossom96 August 6, 2016

Oklahoma Wake-up Call

If you have a roommate that snores and keeps you awake, and you decide to take action, this is what you should do. You first start by straddling your roommate and squatting over their face, gingerly resting your testicles over each nostril. Then spread your ass cheeks and wait patiently for your roommate to wake-up due to lack of air. Once they have awaken you proceed to shit all over their face.

Eric- "Ross was snoring so loud last night i couldnt sleep so i gave him an Oklahoma Wake-up Call"

Marc- "hahaha!, did you tape it!?!?"

by Chaef-Aid February 20, 2010

mexican wake-up call

the act of your neighbors' landscapers mowing the lawn at 8am on a Saturday morning.

Dude, I got so wasted last night and on top of that I received a nice mexican wake-up call courtesy of my neighbors.

by muckraker9000 April 8, 2009

Hobo Wake Up Call

To awake someone by kicking them similar to what occurs to many homeless people.

"Is he still not up yet? Go give him a Hobo Wake Up Call!"

by Elliot Offen Jr March 7, 2017

Waco Wake-up Call

1) To be awakened by an excessive use of force.
2) To wake up to police/S.W.A.T. officers bursting through the door.

Jimmy was selling too much blow out of his house, so the cops gave him the old Waco Wake-up Call.

by Mdamascus December 26, 2009

morning wake-up call

A morning wake-up call is when a man stands over a sleeping woman while masturbating. Right before he comes, he yells at the girl to wake up so she wakes up to a face full of semen.

"I did a morning wake-up call on my sister yesterday. She wasn't too fond of it."

by Emmzee March 22, 2008