Wake and Shake

The act of waking up in the morning and immediately beginning to masturbate.

I woke up this morning feeling really horny, so I did a quick wake and shake.

by Cambriass January 10, 2011

Wake and Shake

Derived from wake and bake

An act of masturbating soon after waking up.

Dude I get mega morning glory, it's hell.
Aha so do I but i get rid of it with a good old wake and shake.

What did you get up to last night?
Slept round some girls, what a night...
Aha what happened the next morning though?
She gave me a wake and shake!

by Sammiisprkl May 3, 2010

Wake and Shake

when you just wake up and immediately have sex.

Dawg this girl just texted me you down for some wake and shake tomorrow?

by tonyfbaby December 22, 2010

shake and wake

when a male is woken up by receiving a gentle handjob on his morning wood. quite possibly the best way to wake up ever.

just shake and wake your way to the best day ever!

by loppearedbunnie September 5, 2011

Wake, bake, and shake

When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out

“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else”

by Ted Fundy February 6, 2022