wagon wheel

When a group of gentleman arrange in a circle, and gingerly touch the tips of their peni. It’s not gay, just more like a special handshake or an expression of joy.
Good job on securing that recent win, chum! Shall we celebrate by forming a wagon wheel?”
by Dane Hansen August 07, 2012
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Wagon Wheeled

Sticking flowers up someones butthole while spoon-feeding them grits and screaming "Hunker Down!"
by Darrell Roberts September 19, 2011
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Wagon Wheels

(Noun). If your nuts are bigger than your penis, they're Wagon Wheels. In referrance to the well know flat and phat chocolate biscuits.
"Hey did you see Mitchell's nuts? The blokes got Wagon Wheels."
by Real_mj October 25, 2020
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30 inch rims. Called Wagons Wheels because they look like wagon wheels that would be used on Old-West Covered Wagons.
"Im sweatin like a foo, i just bought tha pill, lookin down on you boys on them chrome wagon wheels, im rollin rollin on these wagon wheels."

-Project Pat
by DonnieHack December 04, 2007
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wagon wheel

The segment in a bukkake porn video where the woman's face is surrounded by four or more erect penises. Shown from an overhead angle it resembles a wagon wheel.
that was hot when the guys surrounded her and gave her the wagon wheel
by San Quentin June 21, 2009
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The act of drilling holes in a pumpkin around its circumference (at least five holes) and getting a group of guys to fornicate in the holes (thus, the penises being the spokes of the wagon wheel). Extra points are awarded for completing said activity while rolling down a hill.
Fellow A: "Man, Halloween was FUN last night."

Fellow B: "Yeah, especially when we stole the jack o' lantern and ran a wagon wheel on it."

Fellow A: "Don't tell my girlfriend. Please."
by B-Rice and C-Monstah November 01, 2007
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Wagon Wheeling

To go out drinking at gay bars. Derived from The John Waters movie Female Trouble. Aunt Ida tries to persuade her straight nephew Gator to go to the Wagon Wheel , a gay bar. She implores him "Come to Wagon Wheel bar with me?!"
" let's go Wagon Wheeling!" Or " shall we go wheeling?"
by Izzy Hirschorn March 29, 2014
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