waffled

gridlocked; when you enter an intersection and there isn't enough room for your car to make it all the way - this forms a waffle.

"Can I make it??"
"Dude no you'll get waffled!"

"Fml man I got a ticket for waffle-ing"

by kellyrck March 13, 2013

Waffled

To be utterly and entirety fucked up beyond belief i.e. drunk, stoned, broken, etc

"Damn man did you see what happened to the bathroom in there?" "Yea the guy who puked was totally Waffled"

by Mutantstache October 17, 2011

Waffled

The violent dispersion of a large amount of waffles on the house of an enemy.

Dude, Jerry, I'm pretty sure we just got waffled.

by cara304 April 2, 2009

waffled

its where your making love to your woman when out of no where you hop up on her chest and take a dump right between her tits..then (you gotta be fast) reach under the bed and pull out your handy tennis racket and smack her hard right across the tits so the dump waffles out across her chest...you know youve done it good itf her nipples stick up through the dump

my bitch is so crazy we cant even have sex without her demanding being waffled

by dezzz nutts June 1, 2010

Waffled

When you buzz your ass off of dip and can barely walk and see.

Bro i was dipping Copenhagen long cut and got waffled. Bro Austin was waffled.

by Bigdaddy692001 January 3, 2021

Waffled

When a subject is transported by Law Enforcement in the back of the squad car and being belligerent. The official checks the brakes, the subject in the rear flies into the metal cage producing a waffle imprint on the subjects face temporarily.

Joe was screaming at the officer on the way to the station from the back seat and was waffled to keep him compliant.

by Hank Hoodat November 12, 2021

waffled his copter

a sexual position!
what a couple does to have fun

she waffled his copter all night long

by dillon dibble July 30, 2007