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Waffle Ass

When a man has the imprint of the shower drain on his ass after hot sex with a woman. In order to achieve this look the man should sit directly on the drain while the woman bounces on him. After this violent escapade the man's ass will have a design resembling an Eggo.
Bob's ass looks like an Eggo because I gave him waffle ass during that hot sex.
by Leggomyeggo11 December 17, 2010
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Waffle Ass

N. An alcoholic pothead.

Etymology - Describes a blacked out pothead's ass after he sits on the waffle iron. Typically only achieved with a BAL above .4%, some may find marijuana is not necessary to achieve this effect, but ganga has been scientifically shown to increase your odds of making waffles 1000%. Usually one comes out of his or her blackout only once one's flesh begins to char. Mmm, burned human ass flesh.
Dude, why the fuck do you have pot in your vodka? Your such a waffle ass.
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Waffle Ass

The interesting looking red impressions made on your butt/leg when sitting on a textured surface for a long period of time.

Usually only occurs while wearing a swim suit, athletic shorts, or other light garments.
We sat down on the pool deck and listened to our coach talk for 30 minutes. By the end, I had waffle ass from the tiles on the floor
by Indomitable798 June 16, 2009
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An ass with the scar that looks resembles a waffle of a tic tac toe board due to a second degree burn.
Damn that girl has a waffle ass.... so hot
by sunshinebaby May 8, 2004
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When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.
DAD! PULL OVER. I have a bad case of Waffle ASS!
by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018
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The residual imprints upon one’s skin, typically around the buttocks, after receiving many mutually consented spanks while wearing body fish net tights after having been a bad, or ‘naughty, girl.
‘Wow, I can barely sit down today, on account of my delicious waffle ass my boyfriend gave me last night after being such a naughty girl this past week’.
by Bloo Bloo’s Hands March 23, 2022
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The process of spreading your ass cheeks and closing them onto someones nose, and then sharting a little bit.
" HAHAHAHAHA... Last night at my friend's sleep over, I gave someone an ass waffle"
by Skitterbon pancakes January 25, 2012
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