waffle ass

1. What happens when you sit on a Milk Crate for extended periouds of time.

Man I sat on that Milk crate for a couple hours last night at the camp fire and went to bed with a waffle ass.

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

Waffle ass

An ass that looks like swiss cheese with cellulite.

That girl's waffle ass was so deep it could have held a whole bottle of IHOP syrup.

by Sardonic10001 February 21, 2009

waffle ass

An ass that has so much cellulite it resembles a waffle.

I was about to have sex with this girl but when she pulled down her pants,
I almost vomited at the sight of her waffle ass.

by ham May 10, 2004

waffle ass

An ass with the scar that looks resembles a waffle of a tic tac toe board due to a second degree burn.

Damn that girl has a waffle ass.... so hot

by sunshinebaby May 8, 2004

ass waffle

The process of spreading your ass cheeks and closing them onto someones nose, and then sharting a little bit.

" HAHAHAHAHA... Last night at my friend's sleep over, I gave someone an ass waffle"

by Skitterbon pancakes January 25, 2012

ass waffle

The act of giving a rimjob while said persons ass is covered in maple syrup, and waffle mix.

I was forced to give a man an ass waffle in prison, this I shall never forget.

by bigwade August 24, 2006

Ass waffle

Someone being a meany

Omg he’s such an ass waffle

by IeatA$S February 16, 2019