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WTFWMJKD

What the fuck would maynard james keenan do?
Maynard James Keenan is the lead singer of Tool, A Perfect Circle, and Puscifer.

Descripes himself as "happily unmarried"
Uses a paint ball gun to repel fans
I was about to kick some guys ass but then i thought WTFWMJKD so i kicked his ass any way.
by Wild Bill 72 May 31, 2009
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Emo Joe: How can I combine wtf and ftw together?
Emo Moe: How about wtfwjdftw?
Emo Joe: Wow. Two birds and Jesus with one stone.
by Emo Moe July 30, 2009
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WTFWJD?

A combination of the religious acronym "What Would Jesus Do?" mixed with the popular secular expression of "What The Fuck?" Commonly used by secularists who have converted from Christianity to Reality.

In a situation where ethics should be used in the making a decision and your are selfish and don't care about other people, then use the phrase "What The Fuck Would Jesus Do?"
When you are drunk and and some slut wants you to sleep with her....ask yourself "WTFWJD?"

When a homeless person asks you for money...blatantly refuse and say "WTFWJD?"
by turbo jesus February 27, 2010
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WTFWJDFAKB

Short for What The Fuck Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar. The illegitimate child of WTF (What The Fuck), WWJD (What Would Jesus Do), and What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar, from the Klondike bar commercials. Used as an adjective for a type of question, usually an All-Consuming question. Usually accompanied with an -ing suffix.
Jim: How big is the universe?

Ted: Stop WTFWJDFAKBing. It pisses me off.
by ChaosHazard April 13, 2009
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WTFWJD

An acronym that stands for "What The Fuck Would Jesus Do?", popularized by the blog Going Jesus (goingjesus.com) which emblazons the phrase on its t-shirts and stickers.
Sara got an email about her blog from some guy in Australia that went, "I am a born again Christian and blah blah blah saying Fuck all the time and blah blah blah WTFWJD and blah blah blah you're not a Christian and you don't have a relationship with Christ and blah blah blah."
by KatieC September 21, 2004
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WTFWBJD

I suggest you make this for the office holiday party next week...WTFWBJD.
by Matt Vaccaro December 15, 2006
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