White people problems: When you live comfortably and you make up a problem that's not even an actual problem.
by Fluctuant September 29, 2015

a four-piece band from Vancouver Canada.
they sing punk/screamo music.
stands for:
The Witness Protection Program.
they sing punk/screamo music.
stands for:
The Witness Protection Program.
Have you heard the song by the WPP, its called, "your never to old to be burned to death in a fire".
by MITCHELL March 27, 2005

Witness Protection Program: (W–P–P)
Verb: The act of hooking up with someone in secret, or with someone that you wouldn't want friends to know about. Synonym: Hollering.
e.g. (1) Jess, you didn't come out last night or return our calls, were you WPP?
Noun: The person that you are hooking up with in secret or that you wouldn’t want friends to know. Synonym: Special Friend.
e.g. (1) Michelle, does your WPP still have a girlfriend?
Adjective: Used to describe a situation, person or event in regards to hooking up in secret.
e.g. (1) Liz, tell me about the new WPP boyfriend.
Adverb: Similar to the adjective usage, this typically describes the act of how someone is being with their secret hookups.
e.g. (1) Monica, you need to stop being WPP with your ex-boyfriends.
Verb: The act of hooking up with someone in secret, or with someone that you wouldn't want friends to know about. Synonym: Hollering.
e.g. (1) Jess, you didn't come out last night or return our calls, were you WPP?
Noun: The person that you are hooking up with in secret or that you wouldn’t want friends to know. Synonym: Special Friend.
e.g. (1) Michelle, does your WPP still have a girlfriend?
Adjective: Used to describe a situation, person or event in regards to hooking up in secret.
e.g. (1) Liz, tell me about the new WPP boyfriend.
Adverb: Similar to the adjective usage, this typically describes the act of how someone is being with their secret hookups.
e.g. (1) Monica, you need to stop being WPP with your ex-boyfriends.
by wpp March 23, 2009

“Damn girl, you got that Wpp”
“Maaaan he didn’t go to jail for shooting up a school because of his wpp
“Maaaan he didn’t go to jail for shooting up a school because of his wpp
by Sweethoneyk April 22, 2018

Stands for worm pocket pussy when the person you love asks you would you still love them if they were a worm and you say yes but you really mean you would cut them up into tiny pieces until you had enough to fuck and then carry them around as a portable pocket pussy
by NextJen December 23, 2024
