Workout stalker

One who derives pleasure from watching others workout so that he or she can duplicate their workout.

Commonly gets the most pleasure from doing slightly more, like an extra mile on a run, and claiming to "win".

Workout stalkers often friend you in online fitness social apps like Nike+, FitBit, or Strava so that they can easily observe their victims.

Closely related to the one upper.

Kris: "I must admit, this new competitive James is a breath of fresh air."

James: "I'm not competing."

Kris: "You are. You're doing real good with the running and the biking lately. Your Nike Fuel is being earned really good."

James: "Dont be such a workout stalker."

by ThrilledAtHome June 20, 2013

Workout Muse

That person at the gym who you find attractive, who unknowingly motivates you to go to the gym every day.

Woman #1: That guy over there is gorgeous!!
Woman #2: Oh, him? Yea, he's my workout muse.

by scammingonhottiesatthegym November 22, 2011

workout partner

Partner with whom one engages in a(n) exercise routine.

Greenie and Michael Irvin are workout partners.

by 43130 January 6, 2016

workout impostor

A person, usually male, with hair-plugs and pectoral implants that places a workout towel on a machine and proceeds to complete one slow, very light set on a different machine with exaggerated form. Then, the same person will walk around the gym for about 15-20 minutes before their next set, hoping to see someone they know that also would rather socialize than workout. They wear very baggy clothing to hide their lack of proportion, especially in the leg area.

There goes the workout impostor, he's only done 2 sets the entire time I've been here, and I'm finished my workout!

That workout impostor would rather socialize and fix his towel than get results.

by dan davidson April 1, 2011

Workout Butt

A butt you see at the gym and/or 5K races that are nicely toned and have no flaws.

Jenny had an awesome workout butt today. I just wanted to squeeze it and/or touch it.

by Glockerfied December 17, 2011

Workout Face

The disfigured face that someone makes when they're lifting heavy weights at the gym.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see that dude over there trying to lift too much weight?

Guy 2: Yeah, he had a serious case of Workout Face going on.

by wootakanto September 11, 2010

Workout Comedian

The Workout Comedian is the kind of guy that makes jokes while your bench pressing to try and make you lose your grip on the weight. He's all too funny, but he purposefully tries to make you laugh so that you might fail your lift.

Guy 1: Dude, Tony is such a Workout Comedian.
Guy 2: I know right? He almost made me drop the bar when I was bench pressing.

by leanos97 January 15, 2020