Wo-per-child
Woperchild is the politically correct way to say woman.
The reasoning is as follows:
Wo-"
man" is not ok because it has
man in it. So you say, "wo-person." But you can't say per-"son" because son is too male dominant. So you say per-child.
Hence, woperchild. Guaranteed not to offend
even lesbian per-children of color.