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The Wood Chipper

It is a sexual term for when during anal intercourse, a man hits the woman so hard in the stomach that she vomits.

Antonym; See The Reverse Wood Chipper
Joe stuck his wood in her ass and it came out the other side! He gave her the wood chipper!
by WNM July 24, 2006
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canadian wood chipper

When you're trying to do a Canadian log jam and you have diarrhea.
I was trying to give the old lady Canadian log jam. Unfortunately I had diarrhea and she got sprayed with the Canadian wood chipper
by D Haz March 19, 2017
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Alabaman Wood Chipper

The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away
Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood
by Cloutos May 31, 2019
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Morning Wood-chopper

(n.) When you wake up with morning wood and you suddenly lose it because you see your mom is in your room trying to wake you up for school.
Me: " I had the biggest morning wood this morning til my mom walked in!"
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper
by AnthOhKnee July 12, 2011
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Wood chopper

1. Australian term for someone who is similar to a bogan.
They can be easily identified by their bad haircuts (may have long hair) and attire as they wear items like flanelette shirts and boots.
They generally can be found in rural or semi rural areas, they are simple uncivilised people that enjoy thinks like drinking inexpensive piss, doing burn outs in cars or on motorbikes, burning stuff, shooting, and watching motorsport.
2. Arrogant solidly built male frequenting nightclubs in a group with his mates. An irratating, full of himself person at the bar. Even the most reserved of people with feel like punching his lights out. Wears tight and small t-shirts, usually pink or another similar femine colour.
1. "Did you see that bogan go past in that heap of shit car?... What a Wood chopper!"
2. I don't like this nightclub, its always full of guys chopping wood.
by Ice Jackson July 18, 2006
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Walla Walla Woodchipper

Sexual maneuver in which the male quickly and forcefully thrusts his erect member in and out of his partner's throat, causing the partner to projectile vomit while making a rapid-fire gagging noise, the scene akin to feeding logs into a running wood chipper.
by BM HAT January 11, 2010
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Hawiian Woodchipper

Take a handfull of watermelon seeds, shove it down a girls loose ass, and when she farts and it comes out like a woodchiipper.
Hey tiki just did the Hawiian WoodChipper
by Kurwamach June 17, 2010
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