Wolverine

1) (Latin name: Gulo Gulo)A member of the weasel family, commonly called a skunkbear. Typically scavengers and will feed on whatever is available. Note: Wolverines have never lived in Michigan.

2) A (completely hypothetical) mascot for the University of Michigan. Hypothetical in the sense that no pictures/costumes of this mascot exist and are currently used.


3) A member of "X-men" with sharp steel blades coming from the knuckles on both hands.

1) That's one ugly wolverine!

2) scUM student: Isn't our mascot that corn and blue 'M?'

3) Ah Shit! Wolverine's here!

by Academic Type January 13, 2005

wolverine

1. (n) A man or woman who, whilst sexually petting a woman's vagina, inflicts sharp, agonizing pain or lesions; especially by way of unkempt fingernails.

2. (v) The act of shredding, mutilating, a vaginal cavity; especially by way of unkempt fingernails.

"Like I don't even get it! Ian just shredded the inside of my vagina. I was fingered by a wolverine!"

"Lost my clippers last week, so I wolverined that bitch like my name was Hugh Jackman."

by Jimbothechimney October 27, 2013

Wolverine

When giving a man a blowjob, sounding as if you are eating and chocking on a his penis with a voracious amount of slurping and sucking, like a wolverine.

Do you hear that? He is totally getting the wolverine right now.
I know. It sounds like cock vortex in there.

Slurp slurp slurp.

Hopefully it doesn't get sucked off.

by Mingewrinkle July 6, 2015

wolverine

the act of fisting a girl, then opening your hand into a wolverine claw like action. It's very difficult to master but can be very pleasurable and arousing for both involved.

"Dude, I used the wolverine on Linda the other day. She was just screaming for more."

by baerclaw April 7, 2008

Wolverine

Whilst doing it Doggie and on the verge of climax, the male reaches under the female and tears out a handful of the female's pubic hair and in one rapid motion, spins her around and bricks on her face. Quickly and finally, he dusts her battered face with her pubes, rendering her with a hairy face and a very pissed off disposition, just like marvel comic character Wolverine. Note: Be ready for the fight of your life, she will probably go berzerk on you.

I wolverined that bitch right before she kicked me so hard she broke my nut.

by ehehehhhh May 21, 2011

wolverine

I think that Logan/Wolverine is sexy hot.

Wolverine is sexy hot.

by Jean Grey January 20, 2004

wolverine

an ugly cougar

Mike said to Timmy, "Dude, i would never get with your wolverine mother"

"There aren't any cougars here, just a bunch of wolverines"

"I need a wingman. you take the wolverine"

by 4 Points October 29, 2009