wolverhampton

The pit of the universe, a place inhabited by knuckle dragging morons.
i would never go to wolverhampton in my life.
by rob October 01, 2003
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wolverhampton wanderers

the best team in the world and the future premiership champions
by Ste March 30, 2005
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Wolverhampton Handshake

A form of greeting which entails the use of the hand of the assailant to make contact with the victims genitalia. Often takes place instead of the conventional handshake, from a front on position. Depending on the sex of the victim it can be a grab(male) or a fingering(female).
He was a mess last night, he was giving out Wolverhampton handshakes to girls left,right and Centre!
by Wolfman1988 February 05, 2011
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Wolverhampton Wanderers

The greatest football club in the West Midlands or even in the world.
Wolverhampton Wanderers will win the EPL by 2025
by Vyoe December 07, 2020
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Wolverhampton Circumcision

An alternative term for describing a degloved penis, referencing an unfortunate example of this injury suffered by an indie wrestler during a ladder match at a local wrestling event in Wolverhampton, England in 2010.
The naked man almost gave himself a Wolverhampton circumcision hugging that lamp-post so tight.
by Steve Regal August 21, 2022
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Wolverhampton Circumcision

When the skin of a penis is remove, much like the romaval of a sausages casing.
Traditional a ladder is used to perform the procedure.
I was trying to fuck my hoover, and almost gave myself a wolverhampton circumcision
by chris-jerichos-hairline August 20, 2022
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Wolverhampton syndrome

Wolverhampton syndrome.

Usually affecting people who drink the tap water in the west midlands for over 4 years.

Symptoms include but are not restricted to:
Abnormally large or 'bulging' eyes.
The inability to string together a grammatically correct sentence.
Uncontrollable inability to tell the truth.
Exaggeration of world travel.
Over use of referencing "they" or "they say" - (nobody knows who "they" are)
Q: Hey man, what was with that wiered dude at the wedding party...

A: the only thing we can be sure about him is that he has wolverhampton syndrome
by Adrian the biggest June 30, 2017
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