wtfwyd

short for: what the fuck would you do..

a spin on the term: wwjd (what would jesus do)

too awkward to use in conversation.. exclusive to the interweb..

"but rally, wtfwyd" "huh?"

by airteus December 9, 2005

wtfwtf

What the fuck was that for

Person 1: *Slaps across face*

Person 2: DUDE?!!? WTFWTF?

by aaronobst July 2, 2009

wtfwt

WTFWT means "what the fuck was that?"

What
The
Fuck
Was
That

DIE WELT IST MEIN!

"Oh my god dude, WTFWT?" "I don't know man, ommfg, roflmfao!"

by Mein Gott in Himmel July 6, 2004

witf

What in the fuck?

What in the fuck is going on?

by antipop26 March 18, 2004

Sam Witwicky

The sexual act of a male ejaculating on a females stomach, then drawing random symbols as fast as he can before the sperm dries up.

Man#1: Dude, I just pulled out of her and blew all over her stomach.

Man#2: Did you Sam Witwicky her?

Man#1: You know it!

by Dr. Ding Dong June 5, 2011

wittwer

Gods among men, women fall at their feet, especially when preceded by a Matt

-"You see that guy?"
--"Ya why's he got so many girls following him?"
-"he's a Wittwer, nuff said."

by MoneyT February 2, 2015

WTFWIT

what the fuck was i thinking.

"man i cant believe i boned that fat bitch. WTFWIT!"

by DiamondTrim June 17, 2007