how to spot a witch

A witch will have some or all of these. The more they have the more likely they are a witch. So watch out

1) A keen sense of smell
2) Large nostrils
3) Check them for moles

4) Big feet (size 8 or above)
5) Tall for a woman (5' 6" or taller)
6) Burpy

7) Dry wrinkled hands
8) Dry scratchy feet

9) Saggy breasts
10) Wears lots of animal print

11) Pointy nose

12) Skinny

Follow these simply rules of how to spot a witch 🧙 ♀️

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Windhawk

The current lead guitarist for the Salt Lake City based Horror Punk band, DieMonsterDie (formerly Casa Diablo). DMD has been together since '00.

"That dude playing guitar has shit all over him."
"That's monster makeup and fake blood."
"Who the fuck is that guy?"
"That's Windhawk, man."

by graverock138 January 4, 2012

Toss a Coin to your Witcher

A modern way of saying to give credit to/appreciate what someone does, even if it’s easier not to. Originated from Netflix’s series “The Witcher” in which the titular character spends most of his days killing monsters for the people he meets. He is commonly viewed as an emotionless monster himself, but a bard writes a song about him in which he sings, “toss a coin to your Witcher, o valley of plenty...toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend of humanity”.
Geralt of Rivia (the Witcher) is often seen and treated as an outcast, but he’s mostly just trying to help people, so toss him a coin.

“Jeez man, my mom’s been such a bitch lately.”
“How do you mean?”
“She’s so controlling, dude. She won’t even let me to to Todd’s party this weekend.”
“Dude, you know that’s because she’s trying to keep you out of trouble. Yeah she can be strict, but toss a coin to your Witcher, man. She’s tryin’ her best.

by clayto97 January 19, 2020

Ditch the Witch and make the Switch

Advice given to Swedish men who are unsure about their homosexuality by a much wiser leather man.

"Is that your girl, the one who burps all the time? Honestly, you should Ditch the Witch and make the Switch"

by tuck_frump February 22, 2020

Witches kiss

The cold wet sensation when your penis accidentally touches the porcelain of a toilet bowl.

Jerry made the mistake of leaning over to tie his shoelace whilst on the throne and felt the intimate touch of a witches kiss.

by Robiw April 7, 2007

witch bang

A bad ass 60th wedding anniversary with jungle juice and explosives.

I can't wait until the witch bang....there will be explosives.

by JiddyBob January 19, 2017

Imma fuck witchu

Slang typically used in Atlanta. Meaning catch you later or simply saying ok.

There goes my bus. Alright Imma fuck witchu.

by twinkletoez0918 September 11, 2019