Windhawk

When you fart and and your friend dont know they caught by the deadly windhawk. Like a hawk catching a rat out of now where.

DUDE WTF that was a foul windhawk that came out your ass. But still smells better then that shitty band from NY.

Windhawk by Scaryone August 14, 2019

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Windhawk

The current lead guitarist for the Salt Lake City based Horror Punk band, DieMonsterDie (formerly Casa Diablo). DMD has been together since '00.

"That dude playing guitar has shit all over him."
"That's monster makeup and fake blood."
"Who the fuck is that guy?"
"That's Windhawk, man."

Windhawk by graverock138 January 4, 2012

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Windhawk • Shadow Windhawk

Shadow Windhawk

A shadow windhawk is when a girl queefs and you never know which shadowy hole it came from.

Omg I was going down on this girl and she totally killed the mood when I was shadow windhawked by her!

The stench that shadow windhawk made me puke in my mouth a little.

I was in the dorm room and my girl was trying to be quiet but she relaxed and the noisy racket from the shadow windhawk made us laugh and wake up my dorm mate.

Shadow Windhawk by Scaryone August 14, 2019

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Shadow Windhawk

Another meaning for getting screwed over or used in a relationship by someone you thought loved you.

Kind of like the meaning of a shadow windhawk as a shadowy hole, fart or vart. You never know what hole it came from you were blindsided by it or them.

I cant believe that asshole shadow windhawked me he cheated on me took everything Sara told her BFF.

That dude the has shadow windhawk so many girl they never see it coming till it's to late

I was shadow windhawked by the shadow windhawk, damn bro that shitty but happen to everyone eventually

Shadow Windhawk by Scaryone August 21, 2019

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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