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Obsession will occur.
School work will be put off until every single quote
on the top quotes list is read.
Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends
and family do, and you will pour every single thought into
your quotes.
You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your
quotes in so you don’t forget them.
Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3
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2. over training of the male reproductive system.
3. wisky is distilled from a beer. wiskydick is invoking the fact that both wisky, it's self, and wiskydick are a more potent version of their original nature. wisky through distillation wiskydick through way too much masturbation.
(note even though someone with wiskydick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
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3. wisky is distilled from a beer. wisky dick is invoking the fact that both wisky, it's self, and wisky dick are a more potent version of their original nature. wisky through distillation wisky dick through way too much masturbation.
(note even though someone with wisky dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.
2. over training of the male reproductive system.
3. wisky is distilled from a beer. wisky dick is invoking the fact that both wisky, it's self, and wisky dick are a more potent version of their original nature. wisky through distillation wisky dick through way too much masturbation.
(note even though someone with wisky dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
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1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.
2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.
"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."
1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.
2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.
"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."
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