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wires in my mouth 

Wires in my mouth means, He/She has braces and cannot perform a sexual act
I can’t suck your di€k, I have wires in my mouth

Crossed wires 

"Crossed wires" can describe either of these situations:

1. when people who are supposedly having a conversation with each other are actually talking about completely different things

2. when a dialogue gets out of sync because people are not listening to each other - in a written dialogue this is usually because someone has posted twice before reading a reply.

The expression derives from ye olden days of analogue telephones. Sometimes when speaking on the phone in the 60s or 70s it was possible to hear another conversation on the same line. You might also pick up the phone and find that instead of a dial tone you could hear a conversation. This situation was called "crossed wires".
Example 1:
Emma: I can't wait for the weekend
Joe: Freedom at last! Next year I'm going travelling
Emma: We're throwing a party for our graduation
Joe: I'm gonna hitchhike around Europe
Emma: Everyone is invited. Hope they all come.
Joe: London Paris and Rome here I come!
Emma: You are coming aren't you?
Joe: Wanna come with me?
Emma: Crossed wires!

Example 2:
Jack: I'm sick and tired of arguing
Anna: sorry I didn't mean to upset you. I forgot that you don't like talking about politics
Jack: and I get the feeling you're trying to upset me!
Jack: sorry crossed wires
Crossed wires by Jules Fox April 11, 2013

Shoes over telephone wires 

Shoes over telephone wires signifies gang territory, a loss of a young life, a nearby drug dealer, or just kids being kids.
Don't knock on a strangers door and ask for weed, because there are shoes over telephone wires, nearby.

sippin wires 

You're in contact with the feds.
sippin wires by Jamshidsamir December 29, 2021

crossing wires 

means to be confused, think something else to what the person is actually saying
"i'm gay"
"haha homosexual"
"no i'm happy i mean"

that would be getting "wires crossed"
crossing wires by blah March 7, 2005

Burnt wires 

A common phrase associated with the smell of being shit on after anal sex.
Oh my when I pulled out it smelled like burnt wires.
Burnt wires by FU G&C October 16, 2021