Window 

A thing to look out of when you want to be serious

Me: *Looks out window*
Wife: What did you need?
Me: I know you ate the last cookie... I want a divorce.

Window by AlexWhiteRules August 26, 2010

Window 

The space of time associated with the most efficient opportunity to poop. Refers to both time that is convenient (opportunity) and sense of urgency to dump. Pooping before or after the window usually results sub-par pooping amount or satisfaction.

"I better go take a dump now, I don't want to miss my window."

Window by brsedu September 12, 2009

window 

1. The glass thing that you look through, and the birds run into

2. One of many of what I have opened right now (what this website is in.

1. Ouch! dang it, I ran into the fucking window.

2.I opened yahoo to hide my pr0n window

window by NIK January 22, 2004

Window 

A time when a person is able to poop.

"Oh my God, I've got a window to take a shit right now. Wait, nope. It just crawled back up. I'll have to wait for the next window to come around."

Window by OciferSven January 11, 2015

Window 

The space of time in which your butt hole is open and ready to crap. All that is needed is to relax.

Dude, I really gotta crap. I'm already on my 3rd window and I don't think this one is going to close

Window by xxbigmikexx August 27, 2008

Window 

A sexual innuendo for a vagina

Girl 1: your window is open
Girl 1 : and its juicy
Girl 2: wanna suck

Window by Dis motherfuckin pseudonym June 4, 2016

Window 

Them clear bois are taking over every house in the world. Watch out for them. You can barely see them, but they are there. They have a mean reflection.

Jerry, you made it to the party

Wait....is that my window?

Window by Jfsidbjd October 19, 2018