when you have a bit much to drink and you can't get it up, Captain Whiskey Dick comes for a visit. The Captain often comes at the worst times possible, like when you got a hot chic in your bed.
So this chic was DTF and was naked in my bed when Captain Whiskey Dick came to visit. He didn't leave all night I was screwed!
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by HardKnightMan November 10, 2010
Get the Captain Whiskey Dick mug.1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.
2. over training of the male reproductive system.
3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskydick is invoking the fact that both whiskey, it's self, and whiskydick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskydick through way too much masturbation.
(note even though someone with whiskydick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
2. over training of the male reproductive system.
3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskydick is invoking the fact that both whiskey, it's self, and whiskydick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskydick through way too much masturbation.
(note even though someone with whiskydick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
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1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.
2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.
"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.
2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.
"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
by WordRepoMan February 28, 2013
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Get the whiskey dick mug.When too much alcohol has been consumed into a males body making it impossible to achieve an erection even in circumstances where it would be almost impossible not to.
Parker almost got his dick sucked last weekend but had Whiskey Dick. Later in the night he did state that "It is working."
by C-red February 17, 2004
Get the whiskey dick mug.1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.
2. over training of the male reproductive system.
3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskey dick is invoking the fact that both whiskey it's self and whiskey dick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskey dick through way too much masturbation.
(note even though someone with whiskey dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tent to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
2. over training of the male reproductive system.
3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskey dick is invoking the fact that both whiskey it's self and whiskey dick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskey dick through way too much masturbation.
(note even though someone with whiskey dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tent to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whiskey dick
1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.
2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.
"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.
2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.
"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
by WordRepoMan January 16, 2013
Get the whiskey dick mug.Occurs after a night of heavy drinking when a male cannot feel his penis during sexual activity resulting in long periods of sex, sometimes so long the penis goes limp.
I had sex for 3 hours the other night when I was hammered but nothing happened because I had whiskey-dick and couldn't feel anything.
by bamf!crew November 27, 2007
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Yo Brennan! I gave this bitch the West coast whiskey dick at my boy Mikes birthday party last week. We fucked all night and then she took the move like a champ.
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