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Wharf

Wharf is the name of a god like figure that has only now been irrelevant due to the making of phones. (He is seen more in the Western Hemisphere)
Wharf will go searching through random people’s phones and try to find anything on there that he might take offense towards, or he might just want a good laugh at something (which you better hope he finds.)
If he finds something on your texts that he has a reaction towards he will pop up in an emoji like manner often looking like;
🤛(👁👄👁)🤜

🦵 🦵
He will then either A. Threaten to eat humanity itself because of your actions, or B. Say he approves of your conversation and to carry on.

When he talks it’s more in a Third person perspective.
So if you ever see Wharf pop up you better be careful with what you say.
“Hey dude how’s it going?”
Pretty good bro, except the fact that I keep finding friggin’ raccoons destroying my trash can.”
“Aw dang- have you tried moving your trash can?”
“Frick no I’m not moving that giant hunk of a trash holder! The garbage truck can do that.”

🤛(👁👄👁)🤜 Wharf has sensed some

🦵 🦵 Very disappointing behavior..

“Dude wtf did you just send me?”

“I didn’t send that..”

“HOLY FRIG ITS THAT WHARF THING THAT ALMOST KILLED JENNY-“
by MeowingPugs September 3, 2020
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Wharf

Water Harbor And River Front
Wow let’s go to that beautiful restaurant on the WHARF!
by Wharflover May 23, 2021
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Wharf

Something to say randomly to either raise the mood or just to annoy people.
Person 1: so that's why they did it
Person 2: yeah
Person 3: wharf
by brrarfarfgrr June 24, 2021
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Wharf

A very inappropriate profanity that means whatever you want it to mean.
What the wharf, that guy is such a wharfing wharf!
by FlurberDerp March 21, 2022
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Wharf

He wharfed in the car just as I rolled down the windows to breathe in the salty sea air.
by FishAreDumb July 15, 2023
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Wharf Rat

The Wharf Rats are a sub-group of Deadheads who are drug and alcohol free. Predominantly recovering alcoholics and or drug abusers. From the Jerry Garcia/Robert Hunter song "Wharf Rat" about a down and out wino hanging around the docks of San Francisco.
You can find the Wharf Rats congregating where the yellow balloons are during intermission.
by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006
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wharf music

Wharf music is traditionally Irish music. It originated in Wexford and isn’t very well established in the music industry. The most popular example of Wharf music is “Never mind the Strangers” by the Saw Doctors
Person 1: “What’s your favourite music genre? Mine is probably pop!”
Person 2: “Well you see, I’m rather interested in wharf music-“
Person 3: “Don’t get him started talking about that blasted wharf music!”
by Davey Stwida February 18, 2021
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