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The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie March 17, 2014
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Short-fingered Vulgarian

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ANOTHER NAME OR DESCRIPTION OF THE PRESIDENT-ELECT DONALD (DRUMPH) TRUMP.
That short-fingered Vulgarian uses his nubby digits to grab women by the pussy.
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Era Vulgaris

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Quite possibly the most diverse CD from the geniuses that created "songs for the deaf" and is the best CD released in 2007
Era Vulgaris is the shit and you don't have to be high to enjoy it!
by Jordan Mosley May 14, 2008
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Vulgarities

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Vulgarity-iesTake all the most repulsive, rude and crude things you and your grandmother can think of and you have vulgarities...

1. coarseness, crudeness, crudity, in-decorum, indelicacy, ribaldry, rudeness, suggestiveness

2. bad taste, gaudiness, grossness, lacking refinement, tastelessness, tawdriness

3. boorish, coarse, loutish, oafish, rough, rude, and uncouth
1. Rusty Warren was famous for her vulgarities and irreverence.

2. I hate the vulgarities of drive ins.

3. For all his many and apparent vulgarities, Chris had a certain raw charm to Ann, my friend.
by aDIYguy December 5, 2010
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Vulgaria

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Someone that you know that is extremely vulgar about everything. A person that talks about genitals of both sexes like it's normal and talks about inappropriate topics non stop throughout the day at the worst times. A person that talks about poop and their daily farts or bowel movements.
Elon: I like dicks so that is why I quit the softball team.

Dalilah: Eww Elon are you from vulgaria.
by Elon Reyes-Daw April 7, 2010
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Dr Bunnygirl vulgarisms

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A nickname for the massive collection of over 2,000 Urban Dictionary contributions of the erudite but also highly controversial and often quite vulgar wordsmith.
Let’s head online, straight to Urban Dictionary and get a quick hit of hilarity from some of the new Dr Bunnygirl vulgarisms!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2023
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Vulgarian

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One whose entire vocaublary consists only of filthy words.

The Language spoken by a resident of Vulgaria.
I supposed I shouldn't have been shocked. He was, after all, a full-blooded Vulgarian.
by PabloCheech October 13, 2005
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